Overpowered Aizen
When he first enters Hueco Mundo, Aizen gives a speech to the resident hollows. This is how it went.
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Aizen stood before a mass of powerful hollows in the desert of Hueco Mundo. Gin stood at his right side, and Tosen at his left. The hollows eagerly waited to see what the intruders first move would be.
Aizen turned to Gin and asked, "Do you think the speech is good enough? I want this first impression to be perfect."
"You know what? I was looking over the copy you gave me and I think you need to add something at the end about how OP you are," Gin responded.
"What does OP mean?" Aizen inquired.
"It stands for overpowered," Tosen answered, "All the hollows here know that. Not to insult your intelligence, Lord Aizen."
"Okay, I'll add something about how OP I am to the end," Aizen told them.
"That would make it perfect," Gin commented.
"Then I will deliver the speech now," Aizen announced and stepped forward, symbolizing his leadership to those assembled.
Aizen cleared his throat and began, "Hollows, before you stands God. I am the most powerful being in existence. There is nothing I cannot accomplish. Those who choose to follow me will be granted power beyond even their greatest ambitions. Those who do not follow me will be struck down swiftly and without mercy. From today on, I am the king of this land. I am Aizen! All shall fall to their knees before my OPness!"
Gin and Tosen burst out laughing.
Aizen looked back at Gin and shouted, "Gin! What are you laughing about?"
Gin was laughing so hard his eyes almost opened. "I just remembered something else from earlier," Gin managed to say between giggles.
Aizen glanced over at Tosen and asked, "So why are you laughing, Tosen?"
Tosen was laughing so hard he was doubled over and gasping for breath, but he still managed to say, "Your speech brought me so much justice, I cannot contain my joy."
Aizen stopped caring once he heard the word justice.
"That went a lot better than I thought it would," Gin commented after regaining his composure.
"How so?" Aizen asked.
"All of the hollows submitted, I thought at least a few would protest," Gin explained.
"They were wise not to protest," Aizen told them, "Any resisting hollows would have experienced my OPness first hand!"
Gin and Tosen burst out into laughter once more.
Aizen glanced at Gin.
"The thing from earlier," he explained.
Aizen glanced at Tosen.
"Justice," was all he said.
Aizen just sighed.
A/N: Got the idea for this story from my nephew. I hope you thought it was funny.