Fan Fiction Lessons

Instructed by Tsukino Usagi and Hoshino Hirako

Usagi: We're back, and among the living!!! And now, we are hear to give Fan Fiction Lessons!!!

Hirako: Shiko never succeeded in getting rid of our last life!!!!!!

Kakyuu: sweat drop Ano, Usagi, that's the wrong kind of 'here'…………….

Sailor Puu: And we've decided to invite Shiko to every 'lesson' you guys give.

Kakyuu: whispering to Sailor Puu we did?

Sailor Puu: Hai.

Usagi and Hirako: look out into the crowd and spot Shiko, Jasumin, Atari and Mika YIKES!!!!!

Kakyuu: Ano, Puu, how are we supposed to get anything done this way? This is not a pep show.

Sailor Puu: It's up to them if we get anything done.

Usagi and Hirako whisper to each other quietly

Usagi: Does she see us?

Hirako: We're on stage, I would think so……..

Usagi: SHREIK! They're not there anymore!!!!!

Hirako: Nani?!?!?

look into crowd

Usagi: What do we do?

Hirako: We do what we always do!

Usagi and Hirako look at each other

Usagi and Hirako: HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

They look around frantically, then dash behind Sailor Puu and Kakyuu.

Shiko: Gomen ne, I don't think hiding is an option.

Sailor Puu: Ano, as much as we appreciate you're being here-

Kakyuu: whispering WE???

Mika: comes up behind Hirako aren't you supposed to be giving lessons instead of hiding?

Sailor Puu: beams at Mika Exactly!

Kakyuu: interrupts Do you think you could get them to get on with it??? beams

Usagi: For Fanfic just follow your brain!!!!

Atari: They're getting crazier by the second.

Kakyuu: Actually, if you're as crazy as those two you might not want to 'follow your brain'………………

Shiko: high fives Kakyuu Yep! Those two would think of a story that could pass as written by an alien!

Hirako: Shiko, you and I are aliens.

Shiko: pause ………..I guess. But we're still human. Sort of. Well, I mean the kind of alien with googly eyes and an antenna on its head and one eye and-

Hirako: sigh What Usagi-chan meant about following your brain is……….What did you mean?

Usagi: I'm not sure. It just came out.

Shiko, Kakyuu, Atari, Mika, Jasumin, and Sailor Puu gather in a circle

Jasumin: I don' t know about the rest of you, but I never want to see those two follow their brains.

Kakyuu: Definitely not………

Shiko: Any ideas on how to make them get back to business???

Atari: Iei…unless………

All others: Nani?!?!?!?!

Gather in tighter circle. Usagi and Hirako hear whispers but can't make out anything

Shiko: Ne, Usagi, Hirako!

Usagi: Hai?

Hirako: What do you want we're trying to give lessons.

Mika: Doesn't look like it.

Usagi: Well we are. Hmph.

Atari: Iei, you're arguing.

Hirako: Well so are you!!!

Mika: Necessarily, Atari-chan isn't arguing. She's just pointing something out.

Shiko: Well, as I was saying, if you don't get back to business…… evil look flashes in eye then I'll………..

Usagi and Hirako: gulp You'll what??

Shiko: Oh, nothing. Just summon Kaosu. winks at Atari, Mika, and Jasumin

Usagi: You wouldn't!!!!!!

Hirako: I thought you hated him!!!!!!!

Usagi and Hirako turn to each other, questionable looks in their eyes

Hirako: Or does she?

Shiko: NANI!?!?!?!?!? OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU……YOU…..BAKA!!!!!!!!!!

Hirako and Usagi dance around the stage singing: Shiko's got a boyfriend!

Shiko: Of course I do, and it IS NOT KAOSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mika: She shouldn't stay around them much longer or she'll get as weird as those two.

Jasumin: Hai.

Atari, Mika, and Jasumin drag Shiko off stage

Shiko: I DO NOT LIKE KAOSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hirako: still dancing Shiko loves Kaosu!!

Shiko; I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE KAOSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE 'IM, I HATE 'IM, AND I HATE 'IM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usagi: Ami once said those who hate each other is only because they think alike!!

Shiko: distant voice as dragged further Well she must be wrong then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usagi: pondering wait a minute. Does that mean Rei and I think alike?

Kakyuu: nods Actually, Usagi, you do……..now can we get on with the 'lessons'?

Hirako: Okie dokie!!! You just write down what ever comes to mind and revise it in a year or so!!!!

Sailor Puu: Well, some of it makes sense…………

Kakyuu and Sailor Puu: sweat drop Bakas………….

Hirako and Usagi: smiling we can't think of anything else to tell you minna-san! So we're headed to the refreshments table!!!!

Kakyuu: Puu-chan, at this rate, we'll end up having to give all the lessons! They've barely said anything on the subject!

Sailor Puu: I hope not. I'm starting to think that the only reason they agreed to do this was for the refreshments.

Kakyuu: Duh.

Mika and Jasumin: That's Hirako all right.

Kakyuu: Where are Atari and Shiko?

Mika: Atari's trying to keep Shiko put.

Jasumin: nods Trying.

Mika: You can't restrain Shiko very well.

Shiko runs onto the stage breathless

Usagi and Hirako look up from the refreshments and scream

Hirako: I'm outta here!!!!!

Usagi: Wait for me!!!!!!!

Usagi and Hirako run off stage

Kakyuu: Great! Just great! Puu, I think we should hire someone else to do it!

Sailor Puu: who else would be willing to. Lets give them some time.

Kakyuu: Fine. But look at the mess this lesson turned into. WE need to finish it, and those two obviously don't know a thing on the subject!

Mika: Well they were right about one thing. Sometimes you do just need to follow your brain.

Kakyuu: Hai, but what about all the rest? About not choosing the most obvious plots, not having an 'all powerful' or 'godlike' group of Senshi, not repeating what happens just with different Senshi, don't copy someone else's ideas, and all that stuff!?!?

Shiko: Hmm. I think all you just said will do just fine.

Sailor Puu: Shiko's right. Kakyuu you can be the one to give lessons!

Kakyuu: Nani?!? Me?!? Iei! I was just saying everything they forgot to say, and…..why don't you do it, Sailor Puu????!!!!!!????????!!!!!????

Sailor Puu: Because I'm the one who owns the club this is for. You know, DarkStars-Realm.

Kakyuu: pouting, stomps off stage I'm leaving the building, and I'm not coming back this millennium!

Shiko: stares at Puu why can't it be Universe's-Realm?

Sailor Puu: shrugs and walks off stage

Jasumin: Come on, Shiko, who cares? It's just the name of the dum group. drags Shiko off, and motions Mika to follow

Hirako walks back on stage

Hirako: Well minna-san hope you enjoyed. Ja ne matta!

Shiko: There you are!!

Hirako: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Shiko chases Hirako off stage