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Here is meh first FMA ficcy. So no flames. Or I will backslap all of yall!

Chapter 1- The Full metal Alchemist


Running back to Colonel Mustang's office, Al carried another kitty that he found behind an alley.

" Man Al, you really need to stop finding abandoned cats! It's getting on my last nerve." Ed told his younger brother as they kicked down Roy's door. And to their surprise, Hawkeye and Roy were getting it on.

" OH GOD!" Roy screamed as he pushed Hawkeye off of him and searched for his pants. Done searching, he slipped them back on.

" Ahem, Ed, I can see that you finished your test." Roy said as he buttoned his pants. Ed blushing and trying to take out the dirty images, he replied.

" Yes sure."

" Good." Roy coughed as he shooed Hawkeye out. Al out cold got up real quick along with the kitty, which he called "Chim Chim."

" So I see yall have brought another cat." He scoffed as he glared at the lil fuzzy.

" Yea, Al decided to pick it up." Ed told him as he saw Al trying to get the kitty off of his head.

" Well it was hungry brother. You saw how those kid's were teasing it with those chicken bones." Al said as he put the kitty back inside his armor.

Roy tried so hard to not laugh at the thought of kids teasing the poor kitty.

" Well…see if Havoc wants it." Roy told Ed and Al as he sat in his desk. Giggling, Roy started spinning in his chair.

Sighing, Ed headed out.

" Damn it Al. Now we have to see if Havoc wants it. If he doesn't...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO!" Ed cried.

" Well...maybe we can see if Hughes want's it. Maybe he can give it to his daughter." Al suggested. Ed arched a brow.

" Al... THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" Ed said as he glomped his brother. Al laughed nervously and they headed off.


I thought of this in the middle of the night and decided to write it. And now it is 3:55 a.m. so don't hate just cause it sucks.

But there will be a longer chapter.

Chapter 2 shall be called, HAVOC AND THE KITTY.