Hey guys this is my very first fanfiction! I hope you like it
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The answering machine goes off every time before the beep, but just so it doesn't get repetitive I only put it at the top of the page.
The story takes place after Breaking Dawn.
If a line is in italics it means that the background of the phone call.
Chapter 1: Alice will be Alice
Answering machine; Hi, you've reached Bella Cullen. I am unable to answer your call right now please leave a message after the beep and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.
Beep…
Alice: Hey Bella, I was wondering if you wanted to go shopping later. Call me back ASAP!
(45 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: Hey Bella, I was calling to see why you didn't call me back from earlier. But, I can see that you still aren't answering. We are WASTING PRECIOUS SHOPPING TIME! Call me back. Bye.
(33 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: BELLA! Why the hell aren't you answering me? I understand that you might be ignoring me because you don't want to go shopping but just think you know me. I mean you KNOW me. I am not above threats Bella. I will begin torturing Edward if you don't call me or answer the next time that I call.
Mkay BYE BELLA!
(20 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: ISABELLA CULLEN! WHERE IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU? You are beginning to worry Eddie. (Edward growls)
Edward: I told you to NEVER call me that!
Alice: Oh Eddie calm down. If you don't get your wife to call me back soon you will regret it. And I'm talking a full blown makeover! You won't be Edward when I am done with you, you will be Edwina! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well Bella, you know your choices. Call me back or Eddie will suffer the consequences. Bye Bella.
(11 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: Bella, you were warned. (Evil laugh) Edward is going to get a makeover. Bye bye to Bella's husband. Hello to Bella's wife!
Edward: ALICE DON'T COME NEAR ME WITH THAT CURLING IRON!
Rosalie: Oh Edward this will go a lot easier if you just stop fighting us and sit still.
Alice: I see, Bella that you have chosen your husband's fate. Well more fun for Rose and I. Seriously Bella you need to call me back! We need to go SHOPPING!
(72 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: Well your "hubbie" looks beautiful Bella. (Hysterically laughing)
Emmett: Eddie you look hawt, I would date you if I wasn't married to Rose. (Smack) Sorry Rosie.
Jasper: (Hysterically laughing) too….many…. emotions…. HAHAHHAHAHHAH.
Edward/Edwina: All of you are dead. You better start running now. (Crashing noise)
Alice: Ummmmm, Bella I have to go. Call me back! Bye!
(19 minutes later)
Beep…
Alice: Bella I have come to the conclusion that you are ignoring me, because you just don't want to go shopping and that you don't care what happens to your husband because of it. Still everyone else is worried so call anyone back. Just remember I will find you and bring you shopping Bella! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
I hope you guys liked my first chapter! Please Review if you have anything to say, but please keep from being inappropriate or just plain mean. Thank you so much for reading! Bye guys!
Last note: For the next chapter I will write what happened in this chapter from the characters Point of Views (Edward, Alice, Rosalie, etc.) It won't be in the same format as this.