The Yaoi Gospel
A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka
CHAPTER 1: Bulma Briefs
A/N: What if the Z Girls were as obsessed w/yaoi as a lot of us real girls are? This is what this fic is about. Excuse the weirdness. L.R.
Bulma Briefs, heiress of the Capsule Corporation, awoke lazily one Friday morning. Vegeta was, as always, still training in the gravity room; Trunks was at school; and Bra was safely asleep in her crib.
And there was nothing to do for Capsule Corporation today that her parents couldn't handle. No meetings, no mergers. Just another normal, boring day.
Stretching her arms and sitting up in her bed, she rubbed her eyes and started looking for her slippers. She never kept them in the same place twice; usually she randomly threw them about when she went to sleep at night.
"Slippers, slippers, where are those God-forsaken slippers…" Bulma paced about her bedroom looking for the blasted things.
"Aha! There you are!" she grinned as she grabbed the two fuzzy foot-coverings from under her bed. But she noticed something else under the bed…
A magazine of some sort, perhaps a comic book.
"Hey, where did you come from?" she questioned it. Interesting, she thought, Son-kun and Vegeta are on the cover. They look a little weird, but that's them, all right…
This mysterious item of reading material had piqued Bulma's interest, especially because it was entitled "Forever Love".
Cautiously, she opened to the first page. There was Vegeta, in the gravity room, like in real life. Gokuu happened to show up, and suggested they train together.
Boy, thought Bulma, I don't know who drew this, but they make Son-kun's ass look cuter than it really is! The Capsule Corp. heiress lifted her head up and squealed like a schoolgirl.
She looked back down again and turned the page. Vegeta, surprisingly had let Gokuu in, and Vegeta started to strip…
Bulma blushed and giggled. And again she turned the page…
Now the two Saiya-in were fully naked and making out like mad…
Turned the page again. Several pages of hot, sweaty, romantic sex scenes between the two men…
This had Bulma captivated. She hadn't felt this boy-crazy since Namek! Hell, if she could watch this in real life, she would be the happiest woman alive!!
She read and re-read the doojinshi for hours and hours, replaying the really hot scenes in her mind, but with the real people.
She had to run downstairs to the gravity room and tell Vegeta.
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"HEY! VEGETA! Open up!" She banged on the gravity room door.
"WOMAN! Can't you see I'm busy!"
"Sheesh, Vegeta!" she yelled. Then a thought came to her…
"Busy with what, huh?" she suggestively cooed.
"TRAINING, YOU IDIOT!"
"I'm not an idiot, you know! You're lucky you're staying here. I could kick you out on your sorry little ass…"
"Oh, hell! Come on in, woman! And don't take long!"
Bulma walked into the gravity room after she had opened the door and deactivated the artificial gravity device.
Carrying her doojinshi, she showed a few ear-marked pages to Vegeta.
"You know…you've been a little lackluster in the sex department lately, and I was wondering if you could do this for me…" Bulma smirked sexily at Vegeta as she showed him one of the more impressive sex scenes.
"WHAT?!? Is that me?!? WITH…WITH…KAKAROTTO?!? NAKED?!?" Vegeta was horrified. "Woman, I demand to know where you got this piece of crap."
"I-I just found it under my bed this morning."
"How, great hell, did it get there?"
"Dunno. It was- just- there. Found it beside my slippers."
"How unusual." Vegeta smirked. "And if you have anything like that to show me again, I'll kill you!"
Bulma had walked away, ignoring the Saiya-jin prince's rant.
I wonder if some of the other girls would like to see this….
END CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2: Enter Chi-Chi….