A/N: Wow. My first fan fic. on here and just look at that dirty sounding title! But sadly(or not) it's not meant to be that way. The first chapter Is Kinda, Sorta, Very Short -; Next one shall be longer though, I promise!

Now, Onto...Party In My Pants: A SasuNaru love story!

Team 7, along with Kakashi-sensei, had gone into a clearing to practice various training exercises. Instead of actually doing any of them, Naruto was sitting out as a by-stander. Watching, not training. He was spending many minutes to hours of his time Ruminating Sasuke Uchiha. He was sure there was something shady under the other boy's exterior. Not that he never thought otherwise. But Nowadays, It was as clear as black on white.

'Sasuke...' Naruto growled as he thought of the Black haired boy. 'He's Hiding Something. A Jutsu? Naw. If He learned a Jutsu he'd be showing it off. Maybe He's got a girlfriend! ... Pffthahaha! Yeah Right! I'm such a comedian. Hm. It has to be something good, like a secret!' He stopped looking at the sky in wonder as he stared at Sasuke, who was target training with kunai. Naruto considered this asa sign of suspicion to be raised. 'So all mighty Uchiha queen has a secret? Well, People don't hide secrets and expect them to not be found! Time to Figure out Queenie's secret!'

A chill ran through Sasukes spine. Someone was watching him. He turned around and searched for a pair of eyes that were on him. Looking to the left, There were big blue ones glued in a daze right in his direction. "Naruto..." Sasuke mumbled. Just what in hell was he doing staring at him? "Hey Sasuke!" the fox-like teen ran up to his fellow teammate. "What?" Sasuke growled. If he didn't like him from afar he wasn't going to like him any better up close. Naruto grinned, "I figured something out." He stated, a creepy 'hehehe' noise could be heard from behind the smile-clenched teeth.

"Well That's Surprising," Sasuke's voice was oozing a mock tone, "Tell me, What is this miracle realization?"

Another grinning noise was made. " I realized that you, Sasuke, have a secret! I demand to know what it is, Believe it!" Naruto was highly anticipating what Sasuke's secret was. There were Oodles of possibilities, Each one more exciting than the last! However, nothing along the exciting line was spilled. Sasuke merely scoffed at him, "You're a baka, you know that? I'm not hiding anything. And if I was, Your not on my list of 'tell'-ies."

Naruto yelled, "Come on! Tell me now!" Sasuke didn't seem convinced, "No thank you. I'll keep my non-existing secret to myself." He turned away and bent down to pick up a kunai and prepared to cast it in the air. The blond clung himself to Sasuke's arm, "Come on..." He whined. "Let go, Naruto." He was shaking the Naruto-Latched arm in hopes to get him off of him. The younger boy didn't un-attach from Sasuke, His grip just tightened.

"Naruto..."

"Just tell me!"

"There's nothing to tell!"

"Yes there is!"

"No there isn't!"

"Yes!"

"No."

"Fdsfgeryrtvnbsd!!!"

Sakura heard the ruckus and had to go check it out. No doubt Sasuke and Naruto were at it again, but she had to be there to make sure Sasuke turned out victorious in their boyhood scrambles. She saw her beautiful man trying to shake off an annoying cling on.

"Naruto!" She bellowed, "What are you doing to my Sasuke-kun?" The blond looked over at her, "Sakura, Sasuke has a secret and won't tell me!" This sparked her interest and she forgot all about Sasuke winning whatever fight they were having. Now she just wanted to know this little tidbit herself. "You have a secret? Really? That's so mysterious!"

Sasuke groaned. Secret this. Secret that. Learn to take a hint! " I don't have a goddamn secret! So Just leave me alone. Both of you!" He stormed away yelling something about training where there wasn't nosy teammates bothering him. Sakura glared at Naruto, "See what you did? You scared off my precious Sasu-kun!" She conked him one right over the head. He rubbed his now bruised head and sighed. 'That...Did not go well. Plus I got a new bump on my head! How peachy!'

The blond realized that, despite him denying even having one, If he wanted to uncover the sheet disguised mystery, It would take more than just asking or pleaded. It would even take more than violence. To figure this out, He'd have to use his uncanny wits. With that as his method, Sasuke won't be to hard to crack. And with what he was planning, It'd be even easier. "Believe it!" Naruto shouted, Punching his arm upward.

A/N: Sorry It was short!- Don't forget to review, I run on peoples comments. They fuel my writing tank ever so!!! The next chapter reveals Naruto's little scheme so keep a look out, it should be posted soon