Japanese Lessons

Instructed by Tsukino Usagi and Hoshino Hirako

Hirako: Ohayo minna-san! Welcome to Usagi's and Hirako's Japanese Lessons!

Usagi: Yep! Now, Hira-chan, where'd you put the cake?

Hirako: In my tummy!

Usagi:………………….WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm hungry!!!

Hirako: Well I was hungrier than you! BURP

Kakyuu: Um………….1: Hirako, don't speak Japanese, they don't know it yet. 2: DON'T EAT ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, get back to business girls.

Hirako: pout

Usagi: pout

Hirako: You're not my princess!!!!!

Kakyuu: Hirako………GET A LIFE! I could always delete you from the show. I'm sure Sailor Puu would be fine with that! glare

Usagi: GASP!

Hirako: Tremble

Sailor Puu: Um… sweat pours down face

Kakyuu: Well?????

Sailor Puu: I think Hirako should stay on. It might help her mature.

Kakyuu: NOOOO!!!! She's being to annoying!

Hirako: cackle cackle

Sailor Puu: Now, all of you, let's get back to work. This is supposed to be for them to learn Japanese, not how to quarrel.

Usagi and Hirako: Oh yeah…………..

Kakyuu: Hmph! It's all about them! I know more Japanese than them! sticks out tongue

Hirako and Usagi: Oh yeah we're native to Japan! You live in AMERICA!!!!!!


Kakyuu: Hirako, your all wrong your not native to Japan.

Hirako: You wouldn't!!!!!!!!!!

Kakyuu: Takes out a cell and dials a number Shiko?

Hirako: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Puu: STOP IT!!!!! WANT ME TO CALL THE WHOLE SHOW OFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kakyuu, Hirako, and Usagi: GASP! YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!!

Sailor Puu: I would. Laughs cruelly

Hirako: ……but…but…I haven't had my big chance to SHINE yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakyuu: sweat drop you don't need one. You'll fail it anyway.

Hirako: teary eyes

Shiko walks on stage. Sees Hirako and laughs

Sailor Puu: Yippee! Someone who can stop this and make them get on with it! eyes sparkle

Shiko: stops laughing suddenly Who ME?!?!

Sailor Puu: Yes you!!!!!!!

Shiko: Couldn't be!!!!!!

Hirako: Then who?

Kakyuu, Sailor Puu and Shiko: sweat drop baka……………………..

Hirako: But, Sailor Puu, you just said not to speak Japanese because they don't know it yet!

Usagi: Okay minna-san!!! First step, Baka means idiot or fool!!! Arigato! Bows

Kakyuu: BAKA! They don't know what arigato means yet!!!!!!!!

Hirako: Second step, Arigato is a strange word!!!!!!

Shiko: BAKA!!!! It means, 'thank you" in a very formal way. sticks nose up in the air.

Usagi: Third step, Shiko is being a snob!!!!!

Hirako: Fourth step, I agree!!!!!

Sailor Puu: BAKA! This is not about Shiko no baka!

Shiko: turns slowly what did you say?

Kakyuu, Usagi and Hirako: Uh oh……….she's in trouble now……..

Sailor Puu: gulp! Um, I didn't…….

Shiko: throws her arms in the air EVERYTHING is about ME!!!!!!!! nears Sailor Puu with a murderer glare

Sailor Puu: Um, I don't feel like dying today……..

Shiko: Gets Closer

Kakyuu, Hirako and Usagi: Run for your life!!!!!!

Hirako and Usagi: Oh, sweet last precious life!!!!!!!

Kakyuu: Wait a minute………last life? What happened to the others?

Hirako and Usagi: Point to Shiko and run off stage Kakyuu following

Shiko: Ne!! Where are you going I was going to korosu you next!!!!!!!!

distant screams echo through the halls

Usagi: Voice can hardly be heard Lesson five, Ne: Hey!

Hirako: Voice far away Lesson six, Korosu: Kill!!!!! EEK!!!!!!!

Usagi and Hirako: Lesson seven, Shiko is a deadly killing machine!!!!!

Shiko and Sailor Puu hear the sound of feet running die down the hall

Sailor Puu: Backing up Well I guess that wraps up our show. Ja ne matta!

Hirako and Usagi: stick their heads out from behind the curtain and whisper lesson eight, Ja ne matta!!! See you later!! dash down the hall again

Shiko: head jerks up Hmm? Wait a second… looks around now where'd they go!?!? runs down hall

voices echo in the halls

Shiko: Boy are you right about seeing you later! And when I do, you two bakas are dead Senshi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usagi and Hirako: SHRIEK!!!!!!!!

Kakyuu: Hmmm……that was a rather short show. You know, Puu, I bet we could've gotten a lot more cash if you didn't call Shiko.

Sailor Puu: I didn't call her! You did! sighs Hai. You're right.

Hirako: hanging on one of the curtain ropes lesson nine, Hai means yes and no!!!!!!

Kakyuu: looks up oh? You're still among the living? Surprising………….demo………

Usagi: hanging on the other rope Shiko will never find us here! Lesson ten, Demobut.

Hirako: Kakyuu? Weren't you the one who said not to say Japanese words they didn't know?

Kakyuu:……………………………………..why I ought a…………. clenches fists ……….Ano, I'm special, and much smarter, and you guys are the servants around here so you can just explain………… embarrassed look on face

Usagi: Lesson eleven, Ano: um or uh….You're doing it again Kakyuu!!

Hirako: Feels a tug on her shirt and comes tumbling down. Looks up at Shiko and screams

Shiko: Hmm. You aren't a very good screamer. sighs well, I've heard worse. I can just add that to my list of things you're a klutz in…………….

Hirako: IEI!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wouldn't!!!!!!! You know deep down I'm not a klutz!!!!!!!!!!

Kakyuu: HA! Caught you in the act! Don't speak Japanese they don't know, baka! twirls around over and over again all over the stage humming baka, baka, baka……………………..

Hirako: Lesson twelve, iei: No.

Kakyuu: pause oh, and Hirako….what I was trying to say earlier………Hai means YES, not yes and no! Weirdo.

Usagi: Lesson thirteen, Kakyuu is weirder than Hirako.

Hirako: That's for sure! I mean I'm not weird at all!!!!

Shiko, Sailor Puu, and Kakyuu: stare

Hirako: Nani?!?! I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiko: places hands on her friend's shoulders hate to break it to you Hira-chan. Demo, you are.

Hirako: Am not!!!!!!!!!

Usagi: sweat drop Ano, lesson fourteen, Nani: what……..

Kakyuu: Ne, Usagi……..

Usagi: Nani???

Kakyuu: Weren't you supposed to meet Mamoru half an hour ago???

Usagi: Oh no!!!!!!!! If I'm late Mamo-chan will call off the dates for a whole month!!!!!

Kakyuu: evil smile hee hee….. you already are late. pause ……………………..

TO BAD, SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiko: Goshinpainaku, Usa. I'm sure he'll only call off the best ones……..hehe

Hirako: Guys!! Don't be mean!!!! Lesson fifteen: (naughty Shiko) Goshinpainaku means the obvious 'Don't Worry'.

Shiko: I'm bored.

Kakyuu: So?

Shiko: So you guys failed to pass the interesting test.

Usagi and Hirako: standing on either side of Sailor Puu blink twice We're not…interesting?

Sailor Puu: I think their pretty funny. places a hand on each of their shoulders

Shiko: shrugs they fail to amuse me. Send them off immediately to be executed. gestures her hand towards the door in a snobby way

a figure dressed in black comes in the room long brown hair waving behind her.

Jasumin: Where's the one's I'm to kill?

Usagi and Hirako: speaking 10 words per 3 seconds Iei! We can't die! Our show…….we need to make our exit lines……we can't die…….IEI!!!

Usagi: Hira-chan, let's make it quick!

Hirako: Hai!

meanwhile: Jasumin: Ano, can anyone tell what they're saying???

Shiko: Iei……….

Kakyuu: Maybe they're speaking Italian…….

Sailor Puu: hands on hips pondering probably so…

Usagi: Arigato for coming!!!!!!!!

Hirako: Onegai come again!!!!!

Usagi: Lesson sixteen, Onegai means please!!!

Hirako: Lesson sixteen, Onegai means please!!!

Usagi: sweat drop that's what I said………

Hirako: You did? Oh well! Ja ne!

Usagi: Ja ne!

Hirako: I wish we could stay in the spotlight longer, but we have to escape before death falls upon us!

Usagi: Hai! Goshinpainaku, we'll be back!

Kakyuu: I hope not…

Hirako: It's been great!

Shiko: They're stalling…

Usagi: Refreshments are over there!

Jasumin: Definitely…

Hirako: Wow! We have so much punch, I could live off it!

Usagi: Iei, we couldn't. That's not nearly enough!!!

Sailor Puu: We're going to be here for all eternity at this rate……..

Hirako: You are soooooooooo right!

Shiko: Okay, there's only one-way to put an end to this……….

Shiko snaps her fingers. In a flash, everyone except herself is gone.

Shiko: Whoops! snaps again…….vanishes