Boobs in a Box.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY COPYWRITTEN MATERIAL MENTIONED IN THIS FANFICTION.
Ukraine snickered, staring over her sister's shoulder at what she was writing in her diary.
Dear diary,
I love my brother so much. Why won't he become one with me? I break into his house, I stopped that annoying boy from molesting him on several occasions, never mind that brother was on top, it was RAPE I tell you! BECAUSE BROTHER LOVES ME AND WILL ONLY DO IT WITH ME. ONLY ME.
Oh, and I know he might not have appreciated me taking apart his entire security system with my knives, but I promised to pay for the repairs. So...
Come one. He so wants me. After all, he does sob with joy everytime he sees me!
~Belarus
She turned around and jumped, noticing the oversized box her older sister was holding close to her monster breasts.
"Katyusha! You scared me...who is that for...?" she asked hopefully. She loved presents...
Ukraine's smile was about as close to the cheshire cat Natalya had ever seen.
"You, sis! Go ahead, open it!" her voice sounded a little too happy. Belarus didn't notice, as she was imagining her brother tied up in a box for her. With that thought in mind, she ripped through the top of the box with a knife-where the fuck does she hide those- and looked into it with a confused look on her face.
"Sister, this just looks like-" her dark blue eyes met her sister's. "No..."
"Da!" Katyusha laughed. Her boobs shook with her laughter in the box.
Belarus shrieked in anger. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH."
Ukraine was full out dying of laughter now, tearing streaming out of her eyes. "BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME!"
The long haired woman screamed as Prussia jumped out from behind a wall and high-fived her sister.
She drew another knife-Seriously is she hiding them in her bra or something?- on the albino. "YOU!" he almost got a slash through his neck, but dodged and only knicked his arm, "YOU DID THIS! I TOLD SISTER YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
"Kesesesese"ing, Gilbert rubbed his bleeding arm. "Scary-ass bitch! That hu-hu-hur-huhahahahhahahaaa! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE! KATYUSHA, COMFORT MY POOR INJURED SELF WITH YOUR AWESOME 5 METER BREASTICLES!"
Ukraine rolled on the floor, kicking a few chairs over.
Belarus glared, eyes lit up with fury. She walked backwards out of the room so she would be facing them the whole time.
"This isn't over, sister, albino-jackass-boy, I will get revenggggeeeee..." she hissed.
A/N Oh GodXD I think I'm going to fall out of my chair laughing. This was the result of my-jokingly, of course- thinking about how if there's some 1-hour-gender-change-thing possible so I could dick in a box my friends. And then, I thought up a way I could without having an actual dick.
Boobs. In. A. Box.
Come on, with enough vodka, a little perversity, and breasts, ANYTHING CAN BE POSSIBLE.
I'll leave whoever "that annoying boy" is to your imagination and pairing needs.
Ahahahahahhaaa, sorry, I'm just a caffiene high Prussia cosplayer listening to MSI and watching SNL skits. At 2 AM. I'm the boss.
The awesome boss-[=]w[=]- *shuttershades*