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J: Paddy, lets pass notes. This lesson is fantastically boring.
S: Agreed. Hmm...what to talk about...
J: You and Emily still dating?
S: Nah. Finished with her last week. Boring as hell.
J: Really? She was gorgeous though. Lovely blonde hair.
S: I'm not to keen on blondes.
J: Well, who's going to be your next victim?
S: ...I don't know.
J: How about Gemma McFein?
S: No. She's too stupid. I doubt she could tell you that two plus two equals four.
J: I guess you're right. How about...Lisa Dodd?
S: Black hair.
J: I have black hair. YOU have black hair. What's wrong with black hair?
S: It's not brown? I don't know. I prefer brown hair. It's cute.
J: Okay...so...Abbey Tin? She has brown hair and a cute face.
S: Too curvy. I like 'em thin.
J: What? Curvy is good. Girls look like men when they don't have curves.
S: And? I don't really care.
J: ...
S: James?
J: Are you gay?
S: What..umm...don't be ridiculous.
J: YOU ARE!
S: Don't you dare tell anyone, James Potter, or I will castrate you.
J: ...I won't say a word. So...you really are...? Who do you fancy then?
S: No one. And yes. I am really gay.
J: No one? That's bull. Complete, utter bull. Well, I already know you like your men with brown hair. How many guys have brown hair though?
S: Lots.
J: Exactly. Now. Describe your perfect man please.
S: This is so stupid.
J: No, it's not. Describe.
S: Okay, okay. Brown hair, golden eyes, slim but muscular, smart, sweet, sensitive...
J: Merlin. You're in love with Moony. MOONY! What the hell, Sirius.
S: I didn't say that. I just described.
J: You described all right. You described Moony. Moony.
S: Did not.
J: Did too.
S: Did not.
J: Did too.
S: Did not.
J: Did not.
S: Did too.
J: HA! So you admit it!
S: Wait...damn it! So I did. Fine. I like Moony. Is that so wrong?
J: No. I actually think it's pretty cute.
S: I'm mildly offended by the use of the word 'cute'. Sirius Black isn't cute. He's sexy, gorgeous and handsome, as is my dear Remmy.
J: Remmy?
S: ...Shut up.
J: You love him...
S: ...
J: Sirius and Remus sitting in a tree...
S: Hush.
J: Doing things they shouldn't be...
S: Nooo...
J: It's starts with 'S'...
S: I hate you. Just so you know.
J: It ends in 'X'...
S: Die. DIE! Why won't you die?
J: Oh my gosh, they're having sex!
R: Who's having sex? And why are you passing notes? You should be paying attention.
J: You and Sirius are having sex.
R: No we're not. Sirius, are we having sex?
S: Apparently.
R: Hmm...I never noticed.
J: It's because Sirius has a small penis.
S: Do not!
J: Do too!
S: Do not!
J: Do too!
S: Do not!
J: Do not!
S: Do too!
J: HA! You admit to this as well.
S: I hate you.
R: SIRIUS HAS A SMALL PENIS!
S: I'm not your friend any more Remus.
J: He wants to do you.
S: So what if I do?
R: ...I'm still here you know.
S: Remmy, James is being mean.
J: He loves you! He wants to hug you, he wants to kiss you, he wants to...
R: STOP! No he doesn't. Tell him Sirius.
S: ...
R: Sirius?
S: You're hot when you blush.
R: Umm...thanks? Does this mean that you do love me?
S: Maybe...
R: Tell me?
S: Okay, yes. But don't hate me. Don't get mad. I can't help it that you're such a sexy little werewolf.
R: Hmm...Want to skip this lesson and make out some where?
S: Sounds good to me!
J: Fine! Leave me all alone!
P: I'm here!
J: All alone...all alone in the world...
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