Reverend Bluejeans
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
A/N: This is MWPP + Lily. It's their 4th year. Oh-Lily and James are in a fight.
[In the boy's dorm one afternoon.]
Sirius: James, can I talk to you about something? It's really serious.
James: Uh.Sirius?
Sirius: What?
James: Are you feeling okay?
Sirius: Yesssssssss. Why?
James: You're never serious!
Sirius: What drugs are you doing? I'm always Sirius!
James: The other one.
Sirius: Oh. In that case, I just need to talk to someone.
James: What about?
Sirius: My love life.
James: What love life?
Sirius: The one I'm going to start.
James: Oh. Well, I can't really give you much advice there, buddy.
Sirius: How 'bout you, Moony?
Remus: Me? That's a laugh. At least girls look at you!
Sirius: Oh, yeah. Well, I guess that it wouldn't be much use to ask Peter, either. I'll go see it Lily'll talk to me.
James: I thought you were on my side!
Sirius: I am. But you aren't any help right now. So I'm go'in to talk to her.
James: Fine! Traitor!
[Sirius goes downstairs to the common room, where Lily is sitting on a couch.]
Lily: Hey- what's up?
Sirius: I need help on something.
Lily: And you're asking me?
Sirius: No one else would help!
Lily: Well, if it's anything that includes a girl, don't even think about it.
Sirius: Shit. Ya know, I really need someone to talk to. And no one will! (yelling now) F*CK ALL OF YOU!
[Sirius goes upstairs and all the other boys had left. He comes up with this brilliant plan: First, he gets a pair of his jeans, and lays them over the back of a chair. Then he puts the chair by his bed. He sits on his bed and begins.]
Sirius: Hello Reverend Bluejeans. I have something that I need to talk to someone about, and you're the lucky one! (pause) So, I'll get straight to the point. See, I know this girl. She and I are kind-of friends. I know that she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, but I've started to have these feelings for her. I've always noticed her body. She's really hot. But lately, I've noticed it way more. I mean, unlike some of the other girls our age, she already has "filled her figure", if you know what I mean. Her ass is awesome, but what gets you are her eyes. They're like the stars. They twinkle all over the place. They're silver, outlined in green. Her hair is honey brown. It's kinda leaning towards blond, but it's not dirty blonde or anything. It sways as she walks, no matter how she wears it. It's down to her waist, and is really sexy. Hell, her whole body is sexy. Like I said, she's got her body shape, and she's not afraid to show it off. She's really smart, too. Even though she's in Gryffindor, I swear she got placed in the wrong house and should be in Ravenclaw. She's not like any other girl I've ever met. She wears jeans and a tight t-shirt (you know- the kind that just reach their waist?) with her black robe over it all. Her name's uh. I forget what her real name is, but everyone calls her Annie. I'm almost positive that's not her real name, though. Sexy, isn't it? I think so. Well, I think I'm in love. With her. I don't think she like me the same way, though. So what do I do?
Bluejeans: (Silence)
Sirius: A real help you are. Pttth. (He falls down on the bed and goes to sleep.)
A/N: Okay, I had just watched the really old episode of FRIENDS when Joey had "feelings" for Rachel. That's where I got the idea. This actually does have something to do with another story that I'm helping to co-write, but it won't be obvious for quite some time. Well, I'll stop blabbering now. Please review- It makes me feel good!
Thanks!
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
A/N: This is MWPP + Lily. It's their 4th year. Oh-Lily and James are in a fight.
[In the boy's dorm one afternoon.]
Sirius: James, can I talk to you about something? It's really serious.
James: Uh.Sirius?
Sirius: What?
James: Are you feeling okay?
Sirius: Yesssssssss. Why?
James: You're never serious!
Sirius: What drugs are you doing? I'm always Sirius!
James: The other one.
Sirius: Oh. In that case, I just need to talk to someone.
James: What about?
Sirius: My love life.
James: What love life?
Sirius: The one I'm going to start.
James: Oh. Well, I can't really give you much advice there, buddy.
Sirius: How 'bout you, Moony?
Remus: Me? That's a laugh. At least girls look at you!
Sirius: Oh, yeah. Well, I guess that it wouldn't be much use to ask Peter, either. I'll go see it Lily'll talk to me.
James: I thought you were on my side!
Sirius: I am. But you aren't any help right now. So I'm go'in to talk to her.
James: Fine! Traitor!
[Sirius goes downstairs to the common room, where Lily is sitting on a couch.]
Lily: Hey- what's up?
Sirius: I need help on something.
Lily: And you're asking me?
Sirius: No one else would help!
Lily: Well, if it's anything that includes a girl, don't even think about it.
Sirius: Shit. Ya know, I really need someone to talk to. And no one will! (yelling now) F*CK ALL OF YOU!
[Sirius goes upstairs and all the other boys had left. He comes up with this brilliant plan: First, he gets a pair of his jeans, and lays them over the back of a chair. Then he puts the chair by his bed. He sits on his bed and begins.]
Sirius: Hello Reverend Bluejeans. I have something that I need to talk to someone about, and you're the lucky one! (pause) So, I'll get straight to the point. See, I know this girl. She and I are kind-of friends. I know that she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, but I've started to have these feelings for her. I've always noticed her body. She's really hot. But lately, I've noticed it way more. I mean, unlike some of the other girls our age, she already has "filled her figure", if you know what I mean. Her ass is awesome, but what gets you are her eyes. They're like the stars. They twinkle all over the place. They're silver, outlined in green. Her hair is honey brown. It's kinda leaning towards blond, but it's not dirty blonde or anything. It sways as she walks, no matter how she wears it. It's down to her waist, and is really sexy. Hell, her whole body is sexy. Like I said, she's got her body shape, and she's not afraid to show it off. She's really smart, too. Even though she's in Gryffindor, I swear she got placed in the wrong house and should be in Ravenclaw. She's not like any other girl I've ever met. She wears jeans and a tight t-shirt (you know- the kind that just reach their waist?) with her black robe over it all. Her name's uh. I forget what her real name is, but everyone calls her Annie. I'm almost positive that's not her real name, though. Sexy, isn't it? I think so. Well, I think I'm in love. With her. I don't think she like me the same way, though. So what do I do?
Bluejeans: (Silence)
Sirius: A real help you are. Pttth. (He falls down on the bed and goes to sleep.)
A/N: Okay, I had just watched the really old episode of FRIENDS when Joey had "feelings" for Rachel. That's where I got the idea. This actually does have something to do with another story that I'm helping to co-write, but it won't be obvious for quite some time. Well, I'll stop blabbering now. Please review- It makes me feel good!
Thanks!