Ok, this is my first Boy Meets World fanfiction, so I'm not actually sure how the process works, but hell, here we go.

This story, really is just a cutesy story. I don't know if it's a one shot or not. Depends on the reviews I get.

Summary - An intruder comes in to the Matthews's home(Cory and Depongato be exact). Who will save the day?

Rating: T - I'm not actually sure why yet, but I know I'm gonna get some pretty in depth language in here. I don't right my stories before I type them, so I'm not sure.

Disclaimer: Don't ever read Boy Meets World fanfics a whole lot, so I don't know if I'm stealing your material. If I am, inform me and it will immediatly be removed. So, basically I own none of this.

ALSO! - if I spell any of the characters names wrong, please tell me!

Now, on with the story :)

"Cory! Cory! Wake up!"

"No" he said groggily.

"But I just heard a noise!"

"Deponga, You hear a noise at least twice a month, it's like a routine with you or something"

"No, but this time, I'm not being paranoid! I heard a noise!"

"I am NOT, going to get out of be-" he was immediatly interupted by a noise coming from downstairs. "Oh shit!"

"I told you!"

"Go check it out!"

"What!"

"Your the one who is always being an activist for womens' rights, this is your big chance!"

"Well, which do you think is more intimidating to a burgaler? A man holding a bat or a woman carrying her Louis Vuitton bag for protection!"

" Wait,when did you get a Louis Vuitton bag?"

"Not the point!"

"Well what is the point!"

"The point is, you're supposed to go downstairs and check it out!"

"No!"

"Do you have any idea of how much time we're wasting here!"

"I'm very aware!"

"I swear to God, if you don't do down there and be a man, I'm not cookin anything for a month! And Lord knows that you totally suck with cooking!"

"PLEASE, don't make me go down there!"

With this, Deponga stands up, and walks to the closet, pulling ou the baseball bat "Thank you so much" Cory says showing a sign of relief.

"Aw hell no!" Deponga says while flinging the bat at Cory, "You go down there while I sit up here like the girl and pray for you!"

"When did you become such a sissy?"

"When did you!"

"I'm going!"

Cory grabs the bat, and walks cautiously downstairs. Deponga throws the covers over the head and holds her breath. This plan doesn't work long, so she exhales after about thirty seconds. Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out.

"You are so paranoid."

Deponga throws the covers off, "What? Why? And before you say anything, you were scared too!"

"The dog knocked the lamp over"

"Oh"

"Yeah"

"Ok, so maybe I'm a little paranoid, but I think I deserve it! That noise was loud!"

"Uh-huh"

"Ugh, what can I do to make this up to you?" Cory gives her the most adorable smirk he can muster, which earns a fit of giggles from Deponga, "Oh alright!" she said while throwing the covers over both of them.

Ok, don't be cruel, well, if you hate it, don't be a brat, just give me some criticism. R&R!