Rules for dating my sister
"Luffy what are we going to do Kacie can't date she's to young." Ace said as he was playing poker with is little bro. "Do you think we should call gramps? No no I don't think so, we have to do this on our own." Ace told him as he checked his watch. 'Is she still getting ready?' He thought then he heard a knock at the door, "That must be him now" Luffy said as they went to answer it. When he opened it he saw a boy around his age with flowers "Hello I am here for Kacie, is she ready" he asked as he tugged at his collar. Ace went over to the stairs and yelled "KACIE your date is here! I'll be just a minute!" she said. All three boys went to the couch and sat "So what is your name kid? E- Eric sir, well Eric I'm Ace and that's Luffy." he said as he looked him in the eyes. Luffy then spoke up, "Now Eric we have something's we need to tell you , but first lets ask some questions."
He could tell the guy was scared "How old are you? 16, why do you want to date our sister? She seems interesting. Are you afraid of dragons ? What?
"I think that's enough questions now for the rules." Ace said with a glint in his eye.
Rule 1. When you look at her never go below the neck, you will lose an eye.
Rule 2. If you try to touch her you will lose a hand, get burned, get hit in the face or all of the above.
Rule 3. No swimming and no you can't teach her to swim she ate a devil fruit.
Rule 4. Do not lie to me it won't work, it might work on Luffy but not me I know all.
Rule 5. If you hurt my sister she, Luffy or I will hurt you we are pirates after all.
Rule 6. If she has a meltdown get her chocolate or spaghetti.
Rule 7. I can and will kill you if you break any of the rules.
"So have fun." he said just as Kacie came upstairs, "Aniki ,Nii-san are you scaring Eric? No" they said as Kacie gave them each a kiss on the cheek and left.
"You don't think we were to hard on him? Ha no." Luffy laughed as they went back to the poker game.