James, Lily, Remus and Sirius are at the Potter`s
"Hey Siri order a pizza!!!", Screamed James Potter to his friend from another room.
"Lils, how do I order it?"
"Just push the numbers from the delivery and since you`re doing that order some
chinese food for me!!."
"Okey...(evil glint appears in his eyes) and you Moony want something?".
"Yeah, some three tacos and two fajitas"
"Okey..."(dials the phone)
"Yes? Pizza Hut how may I serve you?"
"Hello? Hello? anybody there?..."(He´s rolling on the floor laughting)
"Yes, this is Pizza Hut how may I serve you?"
"So now you call instead of us? well whatever I´ll tell you what I want..."
"Huh?...."
"Could you hold for a moment please?"
"Yes, of course sir..."
10 minutes later
Sirius was watching the tv and Lily tries to grab the phone.
"No Lily I am talking to the pizza guy"
"Padfoot, you were talking to him 10 minutes ago..."
"Ten minutes already? damn! (He grabs the phone) Yeah hello? I know what i´m
going to order now"
"Oh sir you still there? we tought that you hanged up on us"
"Hang up on food? never! but please could you pass me to Mike, I always order with
him?"
"Oookeey..."
"Mike speaking, what are you going to order?"
"Well I want a large pepperoni pizza, a medium olives one without chesse...mmm do
you check if the pizza it`s actually dead?"
"Are you sirious sir?"
"Of course I´m Sirius!!!"(At this point James, Lily and Moony were at the floor rolling
with laughter)
"Well in that case...yeah?."
"Okey but please double-check, now i´m going to continue with my order..."
"Okey..."
"As I was saying, I want also some pizza crust."
"So your order is: a large pepperoni pizza, a medium olives one whitout chesse and
pizza crust?..."
"No, what I want is a large spinach pizza, a small olives one with extra chesse and
pizza crust."
"So, large spinach pizza, a small olives one with extra chesse and pizza crust?"
"NO! you just don`t get it do you? please write it down, I want a large chesse pizza,
a ordinay small olives pizza and pizza crust.Got it?"
"Yes, so you want a large chesse pizza, a ordinay small olives pizza and pizza
crust.?"
"Yes, finally..."
"So you want drinks with that?"
"Mmmh...I..I...I..don`t..know...Well yes I think yes I want four cokes."
"Okey that will be $10.90"
"A question...can I keep the pizza boxes? " (he asked shyly)
"Yesss..."
(sigh of relief from Sirius)
"Okey It will take 30 minutes or less."
"Thank you and remember:we never had this conversation."
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"Hey Siri order a pizza!!!", Screamed James Potter to his friend from another room.
"Lils, how do I order it?"
"Just push the numbers from the delivery and since you`re doing that order some
chinese food for me!!."
"Okey...(evil glint appears in his eyes) and you Moony want something?".
"Yeah, some three tacos and two fajitas"
"Okey..."(dials the phone)
"Yes? Pizza Hut how may I serve you?"
"Hello? Hello? anybody there?..."(He´s rolling on the floor laughting)
"Yes, this is Pizza Hut how may I serve you?"
"So now you call instead of us? well whatever I´ll tell you what I want..."
"Huh?...."
"Could you hold for a moment please?"
"Yes, of course sir..."
10 minutes later
Sirius was watching the tv and Lily tries to grab the phone.
"No Lily I am talking to the pizza guy"
"Padfoot, you were talking to him 10 minutes ago..."
"Ten minutes already? damn! (He grabs the phone) Yeah hello? I know what i´m
going to order now"
"Oh sir you still there? we tought that you hanged up on us"
"Hang up on food? never! but please could you pass me to Mike, I always order with
him?"
"Oookeey..."
"Mike speaking, what are you going to order?"
"Well I want a large pepperoni pizza, a medium olives one without chesse...mmm do
you check if the pizza it`s actually dead?"
"Are you sirious sir?"
"Of course I´m Sirius!!!"(At this point James, Lily and Moony were at the floor rolling
with laughter)
"Well in that case...yeah?."
"Okey but please double-check, now i´m going to continue with my order..."
"Okey..."
"As I was saying, I want also some pizza crust."
"So your order is: a large pepperoni pizza, a medium olives one whitout chesse and
pizza crust?..."
"No, what I want is a large spinach pizza, a small olives one with extra chesse and
pizza crust."
"So, large spinach pizza, a small olives one with extra chesse and pizza crust?"
"NO! you just don`t get it do you? please write it down, I want a large chesse pizza,
a ordinay small olives pizza and pizza crust.Got it?"
"Yes, so you want a large chesse pizza, a ordinay small olives pizza and pizza
crust.?"
"Yes, finally..."
"So you want drinks with that?"
"Mmmh...I..I...I..don`t..know...Well yes I think yes I want four cokes."
"Okey that will be $10.90"
"A question...can I keep the pizza boxes? " (he asked shyly)
"Yesss..."
(sigh of relief from Sirius)
"Okey It will take 30 minutes or less."
"Thank you and remember:we never had this conversation."
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