Hello once again dear readers, likely some new & likely some old. (Don't worry, my other fics have not been abandoned, merely paused momentarily!)

Welcome, welcome, welcome! So this would be my very first attempt (not even published attempt but first attempt period) of a Harry Potter FF. There is not likely any trivia or nuances in the books I'm unaware of, and yes, you may take that as a challenge!

I really do hope you like this attempt. Some of you, I hope, even if not avid HP fans, will enjoy the story simply for its writing. And for others, there is absolutely mention of all characters' backstory as supplied by J.K. Rowling. Feel free to msg me for further direction/validation of you are wondering where I've gotten my facts from.

As always, slight poetic licensing is taken by me but the story and its characters remain COMPLETELY CANON. (Sorry for the yelling, pet peeve of mine is extreme character manipulation).

Now that I've rambled on for likely half the promised words in this prologue, I have only this to say: "Nitwit, blubber, odment & tweak!"

Enjoy & Review!

Minerva McGonagall's eyes widened in surprise and she gripped the centuries old oak desk tightly as she felt a breath of warm air on her neck and a pair of large hands slip round her own trim waist; hands that to anyone who was looking in that direction would appear not to exist, invisible.

"Albus," she murmured, barely holding back the breathy moan caught in the back of her throat as her lover's nimble fingers teased the undersides of her breasts unbeknownst to the class of fifth years she was currently teaching that period.

Fighting back the plaintive mew in her voice, she cleared her throat and clapped her hands for the class' attention. "I have a meeting with the Headmaster in a quarter of an hour and I would like to at least attempt to sort through some of the drivel that undoubtedly makes up a goodly portion of some of your essays. So that being said, class is dismissed for the day – homework is on the board."

She waved her wand arm elegantly and her neat scrolling script appeared on the chalkboard behind her outlining the assignment for that evening. She managed to keep her composure until the last few dawdling students had filed out before flinging a hand haphazardly at the door to lock it magically and twisting around to entwine herself in the arms of her lover of more than twenty years.

"Albus…you mustn't…Oh Merlin…improper," her weak protests turned into a mere sigh of remonstration that quickly turned to burning desire as Albus Dumbledore's lips overtook hers in a fierce display of possessiveness and arousal.

As Minerva wore down his concentration with her roaming hands and tongue, the invisibility charm he had cast over himself dissipated and wore off as well so that he was once more visible and whole.

"Do you know how extraordinarily irresistible you are when you're at the front of the class, educating the magical masses in that stern and if I may say so, incredibly sexy way you do?"

"Apparently," McGonagall tried to look disapproving but failed miserably as one side of her mouth quirked up in a smile.

"And that bun! Lord, help the man who knows what tumbling lustrous locks are ensnared in such tight and solemn repose." Tenderly, and without using magic, Albus carefully unpinned her hair so that it fell loosely about her shoulders in a glorious, thick riot of dark chestnut waves that reached more than halfway down her back.

Minerva closed her eyes and let her head fall back, groaning lightly with relief now that the pins were no longer pulling her hair tight against her scalp.

"Now my dear, you said something about an appointment with the Headmaster?" Blue eyes twinkled down at her full of mischief and merriment as he held out a gentlemanly hand for her to rise from her seat and she flew into his arms, loving him with uncharacteristic reckless abandon long into the night.

Shall I continue? I have another two chapters written after this, and the plot has been completely thought out through to the end.

If so, please proceed to cast an 'Incentive Spell' by pressing the Review button, stating clearly the magic words: 'Writeus Moreus' and providing a few words or so and your opinion. Cheers!