Some people should never be given sugar. Ultimo happened to be one of these people.

This the good doji found out late one night, when he was given far too much Fresca and cookies.

"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!" Laughing hysterically, Ultimo bounced off the walls. He snuck up behind Slow, poking him and saying "Heeeeeeey Slooooowwwwww" every five seconds. He made it a point to talk veeerrrryyyy sloooowwlyyyyyy.
"Stop it," Slow muttered, pushing Ultimo away. Ultimo then proceeded to follow Pardonner around, singing Butterfly the entire time. Pardonner silently wished Service hadn't given Ultimo a DDR machine. Damn Generosity.
"Shut up," Pardonner yelled after a while. He shoved Ultimo, who bumped into Yamato, who fell overtop of Regula and crashed into Sayama. Sayama spilled pop on Ultimo's head, who just giggled and flew out of the hospital.
"Ulti," Yamato cried, "Where are you going?" The 'ultimate good' continued on his way, not stopping until he found a rather loud appartment called Sparrow Place...

-

Vice was beat. He'd been pushed around by Ultimo, gotten in a huge bar fight and yet he still managed to stay sober all night. And Desir blasting Lady Gaga wasn't exactly helping. Especially when Rage was trying to listen to ACDC in the room beside him. Why the hell did the two have to have a damn competition every night to see who could play the loudest music? Even when they knew K would win hands down. He silently wished he had been given better subordinates. But no. He was stuck with this batch of stupid, idiotic, girly, homosexual-

"Viiiiiiiiiiiiiice!"

Vice nearly jumped clean out of his skin. He opened his eyes and cried out in shock. Not that anyone could hear him, of course.

Ultimo was inches from his face, giggling like mad. "Hiiiiiiiiiiii Viiiiiiiice," the good doji chorused. "Guesssssss Whaaaaaaaaaat?"

He didn't wait for an answer, but continued to giggle. "I brought whipped cream," he whispered hysterically, "You know. For snacks!"

-

Pardonner flopped down onto the hospital cot, ready to sleep. It had been one of the longest nights of his life. Beside him in the other cots, Sophia had curled up like a kitten and Regula already started snoring quietly. Gorge was also asleep, Service was reading a book and Slow just sat there, absolutely certain this had been one ofthe scariest moments of his life.

Then there was a huge knocking on the window. Everyone started waking up, very grumpy. Sophia turned on the light, looked out the window and almost screamed.

There was Vice, knocking urgently on the window. His jacket was in shreds, his hair was worse than usual and he looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.

What do you want," Regula asked, opening the window ever so slightly. As a response, Vice kicked open the window and shoved in a giggling Ultimo.

"TAKE IT BACK," he screamed, "PLEASE." With that, he took off as fast as he possibly could. Ultimo sat there on the ground, holding a can o fwhipped cream with a huge smile on his face.

"I brought whipped cream, guys," he whispered. He started to giggle hysterically again.

Pardonner sighed. "I'll go get the brick." And with that, he left the room.