AN: Yay! It's my first fic here! wOOt! First I was going to write BanGinji fic but then I started to write this one instead. This kinda ran out of my hands and here it is now:D Hope you all enjoy! And if people like this I'll write more! Although I'll write more, whether you liked it or not! :D One more thing. I hate the title. If someone's got a better idea, tell me!

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist.

It belongs to (in all its glory) to Hiromu Arakawa.

Warning: Er… I guess there's no warnings yet… Okay, little OOCness and idiotic humour… And I guess this is a little AU.

It wasn't easy to babysit Colonel. But it was her duty. In a way. She had already lost count of how many times she had rescued Mustang that day. And it was only 1pm. But she wouldn't change it for anything. She loved her job at the East Headquarters.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye!" someone yelled her name at the corridor. She knew that voice, it belonged to the young genius.

"Hi Edward-kun! You're back already?" she said and turned around. Black Hayate barked as a greet. Ed stopped in front of her exhausted.

"And you seem to be in a hurry." she added. Ed leaned his hands on his knees for a second and said then:

"Yeah, I have to find Colonel. I'm gonna meet Env… ious armour at 13.30!" Ed laughed nervously. Riza raised an eyebrow at him.

"Are you talking about Alphonse-kun?"

"No. What? I mean yes! I'm definitely talking about Al!" Ed yelled.

"Ok. Er… Why is he envious…?" Riza asked smiling. The boy was hiding something.

"He's not. I mean he is! It's because… I have to see colonel!" Ed answered with a big smirk.

"Ok." Riza laughed, "Colonel is in his room. I was on my way there too."

When they entered Mustang's room, he was ranting about something on the phone with someone.

"Dammit! I haven't stolen any of your girlfriends!" then he hung up. "Jeeesh… Some weirdo was calling me and saying that I stole his girlfriend! Anyway, good to see you guys! Edward? You finished your task already? That was quick. Now then, the report", Roy said. Ed handed him the paper.

"Mission accomplished!" he looked at his pocket watch, "I'm afraid I have to leave already. Excuse me", Ed said and turned to leave. Unfortunately Colonel Mustang's voice stopped him.

"Now, now… Why are you in such a hurry? Do you have a date or something?" Roy asked and smiled evilly. Ed blushed and turned quickly around to face Mustang.

"NO! I don't have a date! And even if I had I wouldn't tell you! It's none of your business!" Ed yelled. Riza was highly amused but didn't say anything. Roy laughed.

"Ok then. Why don't you sit down and discuss with me about the mission?" Ed growled on that statement.

"I'd rather not. I have to meet my-" Ed looked his watch again "Brother in ten minutes..!"

"I think your brother will understand the situation. Now, sit down", Roy said calmly.

"Sorry, I really can't stay. See ya Colonel!" Ed said and turned again to leave.

"Full Metal one. Sit." Roy now demanded. Ed sighed and sat down. He had no time to argue. Riza noticed that he was annoyed.

"Colonel, make it quick. We have things to do too", she told the Colonel

"No we don't. What are you- ouch!" Roy started but Riza kicked him "Okay… Sorry… Start Edward."

"You're the one who's got the report. Shouldn't you read it first? I can come back when you have finished it", Ed said.

"I don't have to read that now. I already know what you did, almost. So, who helped you with the mission?" Mustang asked. Ed's cheeks turned pink once again.

"W-What? I had no help. Except for Al. What makes you think otherwise?" Ed stuttered.

"Well… You finished your mission so quickly. And I heard that you had someone else helping you. So who was your little friend?"

"Colonel, don't bother him with stupid questions!" Riza sighed.

"Yeah! And he wasn't my little friend! And what's wrong with having a little help?" Ed shouted.

"Nothing. I just thought. Well then, to the next thing. What happened with the gang's leader? He was beaten quite badly", Roy asked and smirked. Riza could see Ed was getting nervous again.

"Umm… He kinda touched me in the wrong place, accidentally, and my friend thought he was groping me so he hit him. Hehe… Al thought so too. He hit him too! An so did I!" Ed explained.

"Don't lie to me Full Metal one. I know your brother wouldn't… didn't hit him. But you and your little friend- "

"He's not my little friend!"

"Would hit someone with that reason. You still haven't told me who your companion was. And don't try to lie to me", Roy growled

"I'm not lying! And he was just this random villager who wanted to help us! That's all! Anything else?" Ed said angrily and checked his pocket watch again. Lieutenant noticed it was already 13.30.

"Colonel, remember that we have stuff to do also", she said.

"Yeah, yeah. Well it's good that you got some help. I was going to call you tomorrow to check if you were still alive but you returned today already… "

"Hah! As if I would die before you!" Ed laughed. Roy glared at him.

"Now, tell me why the gang was doing so much damage?" he asked then.

"C'mon… Don't make explain it to you now! You can read it from the paper! I' don't have time for this!" Riza sniggered. Ed looked and sounded like a little kid when he said that.

"I'd rather hear it from your mouth than read it from your paper", Mustang stated.

"Argh… Okay. They did it because-", Ed started but his sentence was cut off when the door opened with a loud bang. Major Armstrong stormed in.

"Major? What are you doing here?" Hawkeye and Mustang asked in the same time. Armstrong didn't answer, he just marched to Ed and threw him on his shoulder.

"Hey! What are you doing? Let me down! No, wait a second! Don't let me down! Take me away from here!" Ed screamed. Riza smiled, Ed finally got his chance to escape. But why was Major here?

"Major! Why are you here? Where are you taking Edward?" Roy asked again.

"He needs to go. He should've been in his meeting 5 minutes ago", Major explained.

"But-", Mustang started but Armstrong closed the door. After few seconds they heard a scream form the corridor.

"You! What are you doing here! Now let me down! You can't walk around here looking like that! Turn back!" Ed's voice yelled further away.

"What was that?" Roy wondered. Riza turned to look at him and smiled.

"I think he just had to leave. Maybe it really was an important meeting. But I still wonder why Major came here to get him..?" she said

"I don't know. But I guess you're right", Roy sighed. "Come here Lieutenant." Riza stepped closer to Colonel when the door opened again. This time it was it was Sergeant Major Fury.

"Colonel Mustang there's some ruckus in the town", he reported.

"Oh. Ok. Inform Lieutenant Havoc and Breda about this. Tell them to meet me there", Mustang said and got up. "Now, let's go to see what's going on."

Hawkeye sighed with relief when she stopped the car. It wasn't anything big. There was a man who had an automail. The automail was a gun though. Roy got out of the car. "Here we go again", Riza sighed. "And it's only… 14 o'clock. Hayate, you stay in here." Then she got out of the car also. There were dark clouds in the sky. 'It's going to start to rain soon. Colonel will be useless.' Hawkeye thought and loaded her gun.

"Okay, what's going on here?" Roy shouted. The man with the automail laughed.

"Kukukukuku! More people to kill! Yay!" Psycho, Riza noted. One raindrop fell on her face. It really was going to start to rain. She went to stand behind Mustang. It was drizzling already

"Drop your gun and surrender!" Havoc, who had just arrived, yelled.

"Idiot! It's his automail! He can't drop that!" Roy shouted back.

"Oops… Good point", Havoc muttered. "Don't shoot or I'll shoot!" He yelled then.

"Oh? Really? That's fun! Okay then, I'll let you go first! Yay!" The man giggled.

"Don't shoot, Havoc! I'm gonna take him down!" Roy said, threw his gun to Hawkeye and pulled out his glove.

"I don't think that's a good idea, Colonel Mustang. It's raining", Hawkeye declared.

"Don't worry Lieutenant, little drizzle can't stop me!" Roy laughed.

"Yeah, but it isn't a little drizzle anymore", Riza muttered.

"Now, let's begin", Roy said and put on his glove. Then he raised his hand and was about to snap his fingers but Riza grabbed his coat's collar and shoved Mustang to the ground.

"Shoot him, Lieutenant Havoc! Now!" Hawkeye yelled. Havoc did as he was told. He hit the automail man's arm, who then screamed in pain and fell to the ground.

"Why did you do that? I could've taken him down!" Roy shouted and stood up.

"No. You couldn't have. It's raining. As I've told you before, you're useless on rainy days", she simply stated.

"I could've shot him!"

"No you couldn't. You didn't have a gun. You threw your own to me. You always do that."

"But-"

"Don't argue with me! Believe me! You could've got yourself killed!"

"…"

The journey back to the Headquarters was spent in silence. Only noises that were heard were Black Hayate's snuffling and the rain that hit the car's roof. Mustang didn't dare to say a word because he knew it was stupid to argue with Hawkeye. Even Havoc was silent. Finally they arrived at the East Headquarters and when they got out of the car Hawkeye was the first one to speak.

"Well, at least we got him." She smiled. And so did Roy who agreed.

"Yeah."

"I need a cigarette", muttered Havoc and walked away to sit under a huge tree. Black Hayate barked and ran after a butterfly. Riza directed her step towards the entrance of the Headquarters

"Let's go inside. I'll make us some tea", she said happily and vanished in to the huge building.

Roy followed her example but instead of going into the kitchen (or wherever Lieutenant Hawkeye was going to) he went to his office to wait for her. Meanwhile Riza was making her own tea in the kitchen. She preferred to make it instead of buying. Although she really didn't have to pay for it, drinks and food were free for those, who worked at the East Headquarters, but she knew Colonel would appreciate her own made tea more. In a few minutes the tea was ready so she poured the hot drink into two cups and went back to Colonel's office.

"Here's your tea Colonel Mustang", she said and handed the other cup to Roy.

"You know, Lieutenant…You don't have to use that term when we're together, alone. Just call me Roy", he said with a sweet smile. Riza looked at him surprised for a second but nodded then.

"Okay. Roy. Then I want you to call me Riza." Then she gave him a smile also.

"Deal." Roy said and sipped at his tea. It was delicious, it always was when Riza made it. Oh, how glad he was that he had someone like Riza around. And he still wanted to make all the ladies in the Headquarters wear mini skirts… Unaware of Roy's thoughts Riza sat down on the couch and thought about the day's happenings. She looked at the clock and noticed that it was only 15.15. The day was far from over.

AN: Gaah! I hate the ending! No, I don't hate it. I just… don't like it too much. :D I thought about the way to write Fuhrer, I had three choices Fuhrer, Führer or Fuehrer. I decided to use the same that's in anime. Fuhrer. And the same goes with Hawkeye's name. Riza or Lisa. Although I love the name Lisa, I liked Riza better. :) Hope I didn't confuse anyone with the name! Oh and btw… I checked this for mistakes but there still might be some… But please review! .

AN 2011: Now YEARS later I come back to fix all the spelling mistakes etc. to make it better :'D Bear with me.