Hello, I'm Harry Potter, and here is the story of my life. My crazy life. My dangerous/freaking awesome life.

This story is going to involve heartbreaks, a lot of killing and stupid potions lessons. I'm not going to lie to you, it's not going to be easy.

But hey! I survived it! So you should, too! Except, of course, you're not Harry Potter, the Chosen One, The Boy Who Lived, Undesirable No. 1 (if you decide to go the other approach).

But before you think I'm an arrogant, big-headed, self-centered person (wizard, really)…you should read my book. Really. You should.

Ok, do whatever you want, but I'm not gonna promise you that you get an autograph!

(See, now I got your attention). What's so great about this book is that it's written from different perspectives. My friends and family helped all wrote a chapter in their POV. But we made an agreement not to look at each others chapters.

Apparently it's an invasion of privacy. Which totally sucks. Because I really wanted to know what people really think of me.

'Cause, you know, some of these people….they're not exactly my friends. And I can't say I didn't have to crucio them a bit.

JK! Chill. I just asked my darling wife Ginny to start bat-bogey hexing.

Now….to the dedications. Honestly I think these are a waste of time but Hermoine said it's polite to do so.

I would like to thank my wife, Ginny, because she took care of James and Albus (to be precise: make sure they don't burn the house down) while I've been stuck in my office writing my life's story on a muggle portable computer called a laptop (whenever Arthur's here I hide it, though. Don't exactly want him tearing it apart to see how it works, running around everywhere reciting facts about "lapdogs", and convincing muggles he is one of them since he knows about this newly founded device).

I would like to thank my mom and dad, just because that's the proper thing to do and without them I wouldn't exist and be able to conquer Voldemort. And basically every author thanks his parents, so…yeah.

I would like to thank Albus (enter endless amount of middle names here) Dumbledore for giving me good advice and having a good name so my son wouldn't be ashamed for being named after a really old guy (eh…no offence). One thing that I didn't like…giving me that darn invisibility cloak! I know it helped me a bunch (e.g. sneaking into Hogsmeade, throwing snowballs at Malfoy and Crew, sneaking out to meet my mirror-parents…), but it seems like its Albus' new toy! I used it to save the world and find out stuff (never mind the sneaking into Hogsmeade, throwing snowballs and sneaking out to see my parents). Well, he uses it to give people heart attacks, tickling people and throwing snowballs at people! (Malfoy is an exception, ok? At least I don't throw it at teachers! But of course, if I had the chance, it would've been Snape, even though I named my son after him and he turned out to be good.)

Talking about Snape, I would like to thank him, even though he hated me, even though he confused everyone, even though he had to kill many people to help stop Voldy. He makes a good character in my book and he was really brave. He had no choice but to hate everyone, which made him the most unpopular teacher in the entire school (he passed with flying colours) You have to admit it, that's brave. An entire school of magical kids wanting to rip your head off? Gee, that must be hard.

This might be ironic, but…I'd like to thank Voldemort. Yes, yes, even though he did try to kill me eight times (yes, I counted. I'm sorry, but I take the fact that someone wants to kill me VERY personally!) and he killed a bunch of other people including my parents. But hey, I wouldn't have a bestselling book if it wasn't for him.

Because I will probably bore you to death (if I haven't already) I'm going to list a bunch of people off that I'd like to thank, without the reason…too bad, read the books.

I'd like to thank Sirius, Luna, Neville, Mad-Eye, The Weasleys, Mr. Ollivander, Dobby, Kreacher, the Professors, Hagrid, Madame Pomfrey, Lupin, Tonks, Kingsley…the rest of the Order, Oliver Wood, The Centaurs and Hedwig. I'd also like to thank my kids, Lily Luna, Albus Severus and James Sirius, for being such awesome kids and not bothering me while I write this book. (at least Lily…) And a bunch more people that I can't exactly name right now because my laptop's battery is running out.

Last but not least, I'd like to thank Ron and Hermione. They are my best friends, and even though they're all smoochy smoochy now doesn't change that.

Now what are you waiting for? Read my life already! (Sorry Hermoine!) Our lives.