Thanx 4 clicking! These, as stated in the summery, are rules for the Seville family. Hope you enjoy it!
1. Leave the glasses alone.
Simon and Jeanette have glasses for a REASON. They are not toys.
Alvin: iCrush it: Glasses! *smashes glasses w/ a sledgehammer*
Me: AAAAALVIIIIIN!
Simon: Now where are the stairs...? AAAHHH!
Jeanette: Ow! Theodore, you're kind of crushing me...
Simon: This is Simon...
Jeanette: Where are our glasses?
Alvin: *wide eyes, runs away*
Me: Speaking of iCrush it...
2. No iCarly.
Simon: Alvin gets the worst ideas! He once woke me in the middle of the night, screaming in my face, "WAKE UP, SPENCER!"
3. Julian Smith is banned.
Me: They keep quoting him!
Alvin: Trees hate you! TREES HATE YOU!
Brittany: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Simon: What are you, stupid? Red Eye flashes twice!
Theo: I don't want eight waffles. I want twelve. I want twelve of them!
Eleanor: But I'm heating up eggrolls!
Jeanette: *reading a book*
Simon: *nervously walks up to Jeanette* H-hey, J-Jeanette? I-I love you.
Jeanette: DON'T YOU EVER INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M READING A BOOK!
Simon: *runs off crying*
Me: See? Serious problem.
4. No asdf movies allowed.
Me: Again, they keep quoting them.
Theodore: I like trains.
Train: *crashes through house and keeps going*
Me: Theo! Not again!
Theodore: I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!
Brittany: I like singing!
Alvin: I like dancing!
Theodore: I like trains.
Me: NOOOOO!
5. Do not EVER take the last cherry.
Theodore: Or we'll find you...
Eleanor: And we'll KILL YOU!
Me: Ellie and Theo turn into dark 'munks whenever this happens...
6. Sadly, Rhett and Link are no longer allowed.
Me: That's because poor Theo got a cut, and when he asked Alvin what to do, he said, "Rub some bacon on it!"
Alvin: He wasn't supposed to take me seriously!
Me: HE HAD TO GO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF YOU!
7. Simon is NOT Harry Potter.
Alvin: I am Voldemort! Die, Harry Potter! AVADA CADAVRA!
Simon: Alvin...
Alvin: Yes?
Simon: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
8. No Seville is allowed to play real-life Mario.
Alvin: Heh, heh, I got carried away once...
Dave: He kept calling me "Bowser," and proceeded to jump on my rear end, trying to swing me by my "tail."
Alvin: Heh, yeah...
Dave: And when that didn't work, he threatened to scratch me all over if I didn't return this "Princess Peach" person!
Alvin: I was grounded for quite awhile.
9. When writing rules, PLEASE keep Jeanette in character!
Jeanette: There are several times I see authors making me do random out-of-character things, and I've had quite enough of it.
10. No more Crazy Frog for Alvin.
Me: The techno music gets on Dave's nerves, and Alvin will rant on and on about how Crazy Frog is a copycat.
Alvin: He is! He's trying to copy our voices!
Me: T_T
11. NEVER mention the word "pi" when either/both Simon &/or Jeanette are present.
Alvin: I swear, they have like, the first 500 digits memorized! At least!
Simon: On the contrary, we've only memorized the first 264 digits of pi.
Jeanette: 3.1415926535...
12. If you don't value pain, DON'T prank Alvin! EVER!
Me: He doesn't take lightly to being pranked...
Simon: Seriously! DON'T! Unless he has no way of finding out it was you...
14. Rule 13 is banned.
15. Don't think too hard about the logic of rules.
Eleanor: Jeanette did this recently, and she is currently suffering from "Chipmunk Snap."
Simon: When an anthropomorphic chipmunk suffers from Chipmunk Snap, they can't think straight, and they go insane for 24 hours. Cause? Thinking too hard.
Jeanette: *wearing a sombrero and blowing bubbles* Gonzo's roller blades stole my Chinese pizza! Yay!
Simon: *taking notes* Fascinating...
16. ALWAYS put the matches away when you're finished with them!
Theodore: I've never seen so much smoke in my life...
Alvin: *holding a lit match* Let's see if Brittany is flammable!
Brittany: NOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Me: AAAAALVIIIIIN! NOT AGAIN!
17. Nyan cat is FOREVER BANNED!
Me: Do I even need to explain this one?
Jeanette: *wearing a crown and mittens* Afro music! *playing piano* You're gonna catch a baseball, from the sports inside your soul.
Simon: Is she...?
Me: Yup, she's playing the piano perfectly while wearing mittens...
18. Sauerkraut is banned.
Everyone is now deathly afraid of it after watching "Albuquerque."
Jeanette: *wearing earmuffs and holding a ball* I sprained my grainy cheese supply. Now I must refuse the bouncy cows!
Simon: That actually kind of makes sense...
19. Simon and Jeanette are not allowed to read the Alcatraz book series.
Me: They tend to get frustrated, and they Chipmunk "Snap."
Jeanette: *wearing college cap and holding some bacon* My hair goes up, your hair goes down. *giggles*
Me: THAT'S A 100% VIOLATION OF RULE SIX!
Jeanette: *holding more bacon* Mr. Stix Brix picks you!
20. Letting Alvin watch Looney Tunes is just asking for trouble!
Alvin: I'm gonna blow you all to smitherineys!
Simon: Alvin, stop it!
Alvin: Them's fightin' words!
Jeanette: *wearing a Daffy Duck mask* You're disssspicable!
Me: *facepalm*
Well, so much for rule #9... Review! Next chapter will contain my OCs, Zè Zapettes! Not to mention -
Theodore: I like trains.