Tuesdays With Mattimeo

As retold by Emalynn, from the original article by an unnamed source, who will be reffered to as C.

"I must admit, I was not thrilled when I was told to do an interview with Mattimeo. Everyone knew what a little horror he was, and how stubborn he could be. The following dialogue is from the notes I took during our many interviews.

C: First of all, what is it like to be the abbey warrior's son?

Matti: How many times do you think I've been asked that question?

C: Umm...3?

Matti: Try 24.5 .I only agreed to this because mum told me this interview would be different. Ask something....exciting!

C: What was your last um..excursion with Tim and Tess?

Matti: *laughing* Oh, that was funny! We poured some mud into Foremole's Deeper'n Ever Turnip an' 'Tater an' Beetroot pie! You should have seen his face!

Foremole: Oi hurd thot!

Matti: Uh oh! Oh well! It's not like I'll actually get into trouble.

Constance: *angrily shouting* Matti!

Matti: Gotta go!

C: I guess there is a first time for everything. We'll have to continue this interview next Tuesday.