How mountains are made
Mountains are made from comets that sail low over the earth. These comets can communicate with each other, but only each other and no one else. They sail for 47 years and become very good friends, but when the 47 years are up the house of Blukmarbun, the king of jelly, appears and the comets smash into the door and wait for him to answer. When he does, Blukmarbun is very angry so he takes the comets and smashes them, and then throws the dust to the earth.
The dust lands in one pile. The other comets could fly away, but they don't, because they are good friends, and they want to stay together. Then Bob, the magical sea turtle, gives them magic glue that will always hold strong when applied to a solid surface. The wind does not like the mountain, and tries to blow away the dust whenever it can, so the crushed comets use the glue so they may stay friends forever.
The mountains that do not want to stay together do not use the glue, causing the wind to blow it everywhere, making a desert. The sun is a very cautious star, so in his free time he watches the desert with his scalding glare. However, he trusts only the arctic regions, and that is why they are cold.