This has got to be a Joke
"Kurosaki-kun, thank you for bringing me here, it's so amazing." Orihime smiled and laughed playfully as her and Ichigo walked through the amusement park. Ichigo smiled and enjoyed ever moment that he spent with Orihime. Aizen was dead, worlds were at peace, and finally hollows were under control. No one saw it coming; a massive explosion destroyed half the park.
People started screaming and running for their lives, some were crushed by falling debris. People with their legs blown off dragged their bloody bodies trying to escape the fire. Most of them were cut and screamed as they were burned alive.
That's when a group of men appeared, all of them wearing strange rubber clown masks. They drew their heavy weapons and unloaded on the crowd of panicked people. Men, woman, children, infants, it didn't matter all of them were cut to pieces by the waves of hot lead.
That's when a second explosion went off, this one was a lot smaller, but it was enough to destroy the bridge. Now everybody alive was trapped in the burning park. Ichigo and Orihime took refuge in a nearby shack; it was out of the blast range of the bombs as well as the bullets.
"Orihime wait here, I'll take care of these bastards." Ichigo stepped out of the shack and pulled out his medallion. But before he could activated; a huge amount of pain overtook him. He looked down at his hand and saw that it had been blown off. Someone then picked up the medallion and put it into his pocket, after that he put two more bullets into Ichigo's knees.
Ichigo looked up and saw a man in a purple suit and wearing a rubber clown mask. Ichigo held in the pain and tried not to scream; he didn't want to scare Orihime into coming outside. "What a strong boy, ha-ha someone told me that the knees were the most painful place to get shot. So is it, does it hurt hahahahahaha, does it!"
The man reached into his pocket once again and pulled out a grenade. "Still not screaming, well you know what they say, what doesn't kill you-," the man took off his mask and revealed his face. It was covered in sloppy white face paint, dark circles around his eyes, messy green hair, and smeared lipstick covering his Glasgow Smile. "Makes you stranger," he then forced the grenade into Ichigo's mouth and pulled the pin. As he walked away he hummed a happy tune, even during and after the bloody explosion. "The world deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them." The man then took out the stolen medallion, "I'm going to give it to them, as an Agent of Death."
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