A/N: Hi everyone! This is just a set of drabbles based on Dante and Nero. Each drabble is 100 words long. I hope you like them!
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry or any of its characters.
1. Kiss
"Phone's ringing." Nero stated breathlessly as he pulled away from the long kiss that he and Dante were engaged it.
"Let it ring," Dante said as he pulled Nero towards him again.
Nero stopped him, "Believe me, I would love to continue, but we really should answer it. Someone could need us."
Dante sighed, "Fine. I'll get it." He picked up the phone and greeted, "Devil May Cry."
While listening to Dante's half of the conversation, he gathered that it was Trish who was calling."
When Dante hung up, he turned back to Nero and grinned, "Now where were we?"
2. Sex
Nero opened the door and trudged into the house. He had just had to take down a rather large demon and was worn out. He put down his sword and sat on the couch.
"It's been a rough day," He sighed.
Dante grinned at him from his spot at the desk and said, "I can make it even more rough for you if you want."
Nero smiled and shook his head, "I bet you could. Later though. I'm really tired right now."
"Aww…" Dante sighed, "Fine. But you better rest up because I'm not going to let you sleep tonight."
3. Cow
"So where are we going?" Nero asked as he and Dante left Devil May Cry to go on a call.
"It's a ways outside of the city," Dante explained, "It's attacking a farm."
Nero simply nodded and get in the car. As they began nearing the farm Dante had mentioned, Dante turned to Nero and said, "Make sure the demon don't hurt any cows."
"Um, ok. Why?" Nero asked.
"Because cows make milk. Milk goes in cheese. Cheese is on Pizza. I like pizza." Dante stated.
Nero rolled his eyes, "You really do have a one track mind, don't you?"
4. Milk
Dante and Nero loved to argue. Not the serious arguments where they would end up not speaking to each other by the end of it, but the mocking arguments, where they would tease each other until one of them couldn't think up any more insults. One of their typical arguments would revolve around the age difference between them. Dante would love to make fun of Nero for being so young, and around lunch time, would say something along the lines of: "Hey kid. Time to eat. Do you need me to heat some milk up in a bottle for you?"
After stopping a demon from attacking a high school, Dante looked at the faces of the kids who were thanking him and realized that many of them were the same age as Nero. On the way home he decided to bring it up.
"Nero, aren't you supposed to be going to school?"
Nero shrugged, "Probably. But I don't really need to be there."
"How do you figure that?" Dante asked.
"Well," Nero explained, "I have a home, a job, and I learn something new every day. For example: I'm leaning plenty about how to avoid paying off debts from you!"