"Fred Chopin."
by: The Evil Pudding Man of Death

Disclaimer: Ok, so the real guy's name is Fredrick Choppin. So what?! Anywho, I don't own anybody in here, just thought that needed to be mentioned.

ChibiMizu: HEY! How'd I get in here?!
Hippie Chick: YEA! Me too!
E.P.M.O.D.: You are my BUDDIES! and you helped with it too so you needed to be recognized! I wrote it! ChibiMizu typed and posted it! And Hippie Chick, well, it's under your name so! ^^
ChibiMizu: Ooooh! Okie dokie then! Start this story thing! Lol
Hippie Chick: It's a funny thing! Altho it IS short...
E.P.M.O.D.: SO WHAT! Its funniness!
ChibiMizu: And to tell all you that review (which I hope you do) the E.P.M.O.D IS in fact a girl... gomen...
E.P.M.O.D.: STOP WITH THE JAPANESE!!!!!

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Fred Chopin was born in Talihassie, New Jersy. His mother Barbra Bush loved music and Dreamed that someday he would become a faouse composer. Her wishes came true two weeks after she died from rabid monkey disease. Fred started to play piano at age 2. at age 4 he had composed his first synphony. Fred also invented the hot dog. He was baptised. When Fred was 12 he had a best friend named Albert Instien. Albert thought he was an idiot. This hert Fred. and so began the dark age of his life. He began killing everything that walked in front of him. Dogs, cats, birds, mice and even people. This went on until he met a very special person. Brittany Spears. he began to write romantic music for her. Brittany left Fred for Elvis. Fred killed himself. and so ended Fred Chopin.

This story was inspired by Mr. Goold so blame it on him.

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ChibiMizu: Toldya it was short!
Hippie Chick: Yea it was...
E.P.M.O.D.: Oh well, I tried...
ChibiMizu: And even tho I typed it up, all the punctuation and spelling errors were E.P.M.O.D.'s fault because I was just typing what she wrote! Don't flame me keeday??!! I have my OWN stories to worry about!
E.P.M.O.D.: Oh flame her! Flame her good! BUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Hippie Chick: Not so good for my first fic under my name eh?
ChibiMizu: Never ask her to write anything every again...
Hippie Chick: Good advice!
E.P.M.O.D.: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
ChibiMizu: And don't worry, we're not on anything... REALLY!
Hippie Chick: Also to add, none of these events ACTUALLY happned, making this fic a total make up story thing! ^^;;
ChibiMizu: We're doomed...