Introduction: Hey all! Few things about this tale, it is not meant for the weak of heart. I naturally have a morbid sense of humor and not many people agree with it. The names I use in my stories are completely made up and of my own creation and experiences. I do however enjoy using real events. I also enjoy throwing Gods and Goddesses into the mix, because why the hell not? Sadly I can not start this story at the moment. I have work in the morning and I have insomnia you wouldn't believe. Good bye my aliens.