I know this InuYasha fic is a little out there, but I wanted to do a fiction about everyone in it for a while, so I decided to write one this way. So I'm sorry if you don't like me putting InuYasha and Jerry Springer in the same fiction, but you don't have to read it if you don't want to!
Flames will be made into a big fire, which I will dance crazily around while your nasty comments burn because if you don't like my combination of Jerry Springer and InuYasha then why the hell did you click on my fanfiction you freak?
Disclaimer: No, I don't own InuYasha, or Jerry Springer
Jerry- "Hello everyone, welcome to the show. Today the name of the show is The Feuding Feudal Age! Joining us on stage right now is the one and only InuYasha!" (Turns to InuYasha) "So, InuYasha, tell us why you came here today."
InuYasha-"Why the hell do you think I came here? My brother hates me and has tried to kill me every time we've crossed paths over the years! It's really starting to get a LITTLE annoying, as a matter of fact, he's always in my way!"
Jerry-"In the way of what?"
InuYasha-"When I fight demons of course, he always shows up and makes it about him!"
Jerry- (looks at InuYasha and audience,) "Let's bring your brother out here, shall we?" (Looks at card) "Everyone welcome Sesshomaru to the show!
(Audience boos)
Sesshomaru- (walking out from behind stage) "Did you just BOO me?" (Attacks audience with Tokijin)
Jerry-"Let's sit down, okay Sesshomaru? And talk a little." (Said from safe distance from behind bodyguards)
Sesshomaru- "Fine, whatever." (Sits down in chair, while glaring at the audience.) Why am I here again?
InuYasha- (jumps up) "you know perfectly well why you're here! Can't you face the fact that Father liked mother and I better than you and get over it?"
Audience- "oooo…that was below the belt."
Sesshomaru- "Why you!" (Unsheathes Tokijin as fight bell dings)
InuYasha- "Bring it on!" (Unsheathes Tetusaiga and runs at Sesshomaru.)
Jerry- (squashed in corner as he watched the brothers send attacks at each other and then block attacks sent at themselves.)
"Are you sure you guys don't want to talk? This is a talk show!"
(No one hears him as the audience is cheering while Sesshomaru and InuYasha beat the crap out of each other)
Jerry- (sighs, looks in camera.) "We'll be right back after these messages." (Turns around just as the striper pole comes crashing down.) "NO NOT THE POLE! (Runs to the stage.)
Audience- "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!"
(Screen fades)
I think I'll put this fiction into a couple of parts. Like this chapter was Sesshomaru and InuYasha, the next one will be Kagome and Kikyo going at it. Koga and InuYasha, Naraku and everybody, you get the idea. Not to mention the end part when the audience gets to ask questions!
Kay, REVIEW please everyone! Peace!
Jenni