The Journal of The Second Generation

By Sylvir Flames

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any songs mentioned In this story. So with out further ado. Here is the story you've always wanted to read but not known it until now.

Rating: Angst? Comedy? Romance? Adventure?

Yes it's possible for all of these to be in the same story.

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The-Incredibly-Devious-And-Devilish-Thing

Mr. Forge

And

The-Absolutely-Dashing-And-Mischievous-It

Mr. Derg

And

The-Seductive-And-Slightly-Sane-She-Demon

Ms. Reaper

And

The-Insecure-Yet-Hunky-Parsletongue

Mr. Trigger

Are Proud to Present

To their fellow purveyors of mischief

Disciples of the delicate art of Pranking

And comrades in military escapades

The Journal of The Second Generation

Mr. Forge would like to say that this Journal is an excellent story for a long winter night.

Mr. Derg would like to mention that Mr. Forge has been a sentimental sap

ever since he got a girlfriend. And should snap out of it as soon as possible.

Ms. Reaper would like to repeat again that Mr. Derg is had the emotional range of a tea spoon.

Mr. Trigger would like to ask why a tea spoon.

Mr. Forge would like to agree with Ms. Reaper and remind Mr. Trigger that girls are particular

that way. And say that Mr. Derg had better get himself a girlfriend or he will be very lonely.

Mr. Derg would like to thank Mr. Forge for staying out of his love life.

Ms. Reaper would like to say that at least Mr. Trigger and Mr. Forge has a love life.

Mr. Derg would like to ask Ms. Reaper if she has a boyfriend.

Ms. Reaper would like to remind Mr. Derg that she is engaged.

Mr. Trigger would like to say that he does not like being left out of this conversation and that if

Mr. Derg sets a finger on Ms. Reaper he will beat him to a bloody pulp.

Mr. Forge would like to agree on all terms with Mr. Trigger

Mr. Derg would like to mention that Mr. Forge and Mr. Trigger should be nice to him and share.

Ms. Reaper would like to ask if all Mr.'s mentioned have forgotten she is listening.

And that they should probably let the reader get on with his/her pranking.

Mr. Trigger would like to add his apologies for the wait and that he will ask a

snake to bite Mr. Derg if he says one more dirty thing about Ms. Reaper.

Mr. Forge would also like to apologize and remind his friends that he must get home and cook dinner

or his girlfriend will be very angry.

Mr. Derg reluctantly bows out of this conversation and apologizes. He would

like his last comment to be that he is very frightened of Mr. Trigger.

Mr. Trigger would like to say that's the way things should be and goodbye.

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So what do you think of the beginning. Good, bad, what tell me please and review!

As for relationships so far. Mr. Trigger considers Ms. Reaper as a sister.

And that Mr. Derg chases anything that moves.