BPOV
Dear Edward,,
I have to say, even though you are the love of my life and all,
I am finding your strangely obsessive behaviour quite… peculiar and obsessive.
I mean like all that 'you are my life now' shizzle is just weird Edward, it's just not natural!
Oh and this little rivalry thing you have going on with Jacob is just pathetic, and I'm like, what, are you just jealous because Jake has an eight pack and you only have a 6 pack (barely).
And you wont change me into a super cool sparkly vampire because you don't want to 'endanger my soul' or whatever?
Pfft! Despicable! If you loved me as much as you say you do, Darling Edward, you would sink your freakin vampified teeth into my neck right now! Please.
And also, my Dad finds it a little weird that you are like 90 years older than me, and he thinks that you are some kind of paedophile, and I gotta say, yes it is weird that there is this 90 year age gap between us but im sure we can get through this with the help of Jeremy Springer.
So anyways,
I love you, lots and lots,
But we got issues …
Lots of issues.
Love
Bella
xxxx