----On Rooftop After Talking To Repairman----
ASHLEY: Hurry cat, hurry!
CAT runs.
ASHLEY: Here comes the hole!
REPAIRMAN: Woohoo! I caught the--(Looks at roof, hole is sealed with a board. Then falls over)Gahhh...
SCEA PEOPLE: This is gonna be a loooooooooooong night...
----Right Before Becoming A Protoblazer(Demon Freak)----
ARMS GUY: Gaaahhh oahhh!
(scene stops)
SCEA: Huh?
?????????: To add to the world some devastation!
?????: To kill half da people within our nation!
?????????: To denounce the evils of...well...to denounce evil!
?????: To extend our reach to the depths of Hell below!
?????????: Vinsfield!
?????: Caina!
Vinsfield: Odessa blasting off at the speed of light!
Caina: I don't give, you're gonna fight!
Randolph the Magic Key: Randolph, that's right!
(scene resumes)
Everyone is now demons!
Odessa: Uh, see ya later! (run away)
----Marivel(Or Mariandel Or Whatever) Walks By A Pyramid----
(The top falls off and crushes the party, then a boss shoots out. Ashley becomes the Black Knight, then tosses the pyramid at the boss. They leave.)
Tim: Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
----Millenium Puzzle----
LILKA: (Lilka falls off the side) AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(doesn't come back up)
SCEA: Bring in Rescue Team No. 897865. You know, the one that hasn't died yet.
----Millenium Puzzle----
(LILKA is about to shoot a switchblock, when it opens, and a guy drops out)
AUTHOR: You're really, really hot!
LILKA: Thank you!
AUTHOR: (kneels, pulls out ring) Will you marry me?
LILKA: Sure.
Author's Note: Her marrying me is not the blooper, me appearing is.
++++At Wedding Chapel++++
ORGAN:Duh duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh!
----McDonald's----
ASHLEY: Wait a sec. McDonald's ain't in Wild Arms 2.
LILKA: Neither is Wedding Chapel. But I'm, married to a cool dragon.
AUTHOR: YA BETTER BELIEVE IT, WIFEY!
----Telepath Tower----
BRAD: So, I'm supposed to throw this crate at that box? Stop pressing X, I want a break. CRATES SUCK! My feet hurt. Lilka's been kissing Scorch for too long. I gotta pee. AND I WANNA GO HOME!
----The Basement On "That 70's Show"----
(the camera begins on Brad)
BRAD: So, why?
ASHLEY: I dunno, man. But that's taking like 20 hours...
(the camera turns to LILKA and AUTHOR, they're making out)
BRAD: Uh...like...4 hours later.
+(The End)+
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ASHLEY: Hurry cat, hurry!
CAT runs.
ASHLEY: Here comes the hole!
REPAIRMAN: Woohoo! I caught the--(Looks at roof, hole is sealed with a board. Then falls over)Gahhh...
SCEA PEOPLE: This is gonna be a loooooooooooong night...
----Right Before Becoming A Protoblazer(Demon Freak)----
ARMS GUY: Gaaahhh oahhh!
(scene stops)
SCEA: Huh?
?????????: To add to the world some devastation!
?????: To kill half da people within our nation!
?????????: To denounce the evils of...well...to denounce evil!
?????: To extend our reach to the depths of Hell below!
?????????: Vinsfield!
?????: Caina!
Vinsfield: Odessa blasting off at the speed of light!
Caina: I don't give, you're gonna fight!
Randolph the Magic Key: Randolph, that's right!
(scene resumes)
Everyone is now demons!
Odessa: Uh, see ya later! (run away)
----Marivel(Or Mariandel Or Whatever) Walks By A Pyramid----
(The top falls off and crushes the party, then a boss shoots out. Ashley becomes the Black Knight, then tosses the pyramid at the boss. They leave.)
Tim: Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
----Millenium Puzzle----
LILKA: (Lilka falls off the side) AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(doesn't come back up)
SCEA: Bring in Rescue Team No. 897865. You know, the one that hasn't died yet.
----Millenium Puzzle----
(LILKA is about to shoot a switchblock, when it opens, and a guy drops out)
AUTHOR: You're really, really hot!
LILKA: Thank you!
AUTHOR: (kneels, pulls out ring) Will you marry me?
LILKA: Sure.
Author's Note: Her marrying me is not the blooper, me appearing is.
++++At Wedding Chapel++++
ORGAN:Duh duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh!
----McDonald's----
ASHLEY: Wait a sec. McDonald's ain't in Wild Arms 2.
LILKA: Neither is Wedding Chapel. But I'm, married to a cool dragon.
AUTHOR: YA BETTER BELIEVE IT, WIFEY!
----Telepath Tower----
BRAD: So, I'm supposed to throw this crate at that box? Stop pressing X, I want a break. CRATES SUCK! My feet hurt. Lilka's been kissing Scorch for too long. I gotta pee. AND I WANNA GO HOME!
----The Basement On "That 70's Show"----
(the camera begins on Brad)
BRAD: So, why?
ASHLEY: I dunno, man. But that's taking like 20 hours...
(the camera turns to LILKA and AUTHOR, they're making out)
BRAD: Uh...like...4 hours later.
+(The End)+
Dat's all. Please review. I'm probably like, the first humor fic up in here.