BEING PRELATE
Author's Note: I guess this is a sort of 'MacArthur Park' parody, even though I got the generic rhythm pattern et al off of Weird Al Yankovic's 'Jurassic Park.'
Disclaimer: STARCRAFT AND COMPANY AREN'T MINE!
I recall the time they found that telepathic Terran
And before long Kerr'gan was- shit!- co-cooned
Now I'm on the run from Queeny's foul, slimy squadrons
And Raynor's making jokes awful and crude.
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are ev-rywhere!
Someone got Raszagal's mind ensnared
I admit it's kinda scary
And I must awfully wary
And watch out when those Zerg-raid sirens blare!
Oh God . . . .
I can't believe Kerr-i-gan is so cruel
To be so evil is impossible
A big Hydralisk spat at me
Well I can say it now is very unhappy
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are everywhere
Someone slay the Overmind, oh please
I'm afraid Daggoth can't die
'Less he's slain by me or I
'Cause I don't think you have a Warp Blade!
Oh shit . . .
(Music, interspersed with Zerg roars, Protoss battle cries, the crackling of Psyonic Storms, that SPLUP noise that Zerg eggs make when they hatch, those WORN-WORN sounds made by Warp Blades, etc)
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are everywhere!
What a crappy situ-ation this is
Well, it sure ain't hard to de-cide
We cannot turn the tide
And I don't think that Kerrigan will stop!
Adun . . .
(Music, screams, etc. Fade.)
Further Note: This is, rhythmically, a little shaky. I admit that I was on a sugar-high when I wrote it. (Never try mixing Lucky Charms, Count Chocula, and Mountain Dew in ONE BOWL. Trust me, the energy just ain't worth it.) Anyway, some of it is sort of out of sync. Read carefully before singing.
Author's Note: I guess this is a sort of 'MacArthur Park' parody, even though I got the generic rhythm pattern et al off of Weird Al Yankovic's 'Jurassic Park.'
Disclaimer: STARCRAFT AND COMPANY AREN'T MINE!
I recall the time they found that telepathic Terran
And before long Kerr'gan was- shit!- co-cooned
Now I'm on the run from Queeny's foul, slimy squadrons
And Raynor's making jokes awful and crude.
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are ev-rywhere!
Someone got Raszagal's mind ensnared
I admit it's kinda scary
And I must awfully wary
And watch out when those Zerg-raid sirens blare!
Oh God . . . .
I can't believe Kerr-i-gan is so cruel
To be so evil is impossible
A big Hydralisk spat at me
Well I can say it now is very unhappy
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are everywhere
Someone slay the Overmind, oh please
I'm afraid Daggoth can't die
'Less he's slain by me or I
'Cause I don't think you have a Warp Blade!
Oh shit . . .
(Music, interspersed with Zerg roars, Protoss battle cries, the crackling of Psyonic Storms, that SPLUP noise that Zerg eggs make when they hatch, those WORN-WORN sounds made by Warp Blades, etc)
It's not easy being the Prelate
All them Zerglings are everywhere!
What a crappy situ-ation this is
Well, it sure ain't hard to de-cide
We cannot turn the tide
And I don't think that Kerrigan will stop!
Adun . . .
(Music, screams, etc. Fade.)
Further Note: This is, rhythmically, a little shaky. I admit that I was on a sugar-high when I wrote it. (Never try mixing Lucky Charms, Count Chocula, and Mountain Dew in ONE BOWL. Trust me, the energy just ain't worth it.) Anyway, some of it is sort of out of sync. Read carefully before singing.