Author's Ramble: If you have never watched the horror that is "The Real world", then you are one of the fortunate. Basically it's just a show about seven people living in house and getting into all these "situations", but only the ones that make for good ratings actually get on the air. It's a real-life soap opera and quite addicting (thankfully I only really watched most of The New Orleans series and haven't fallen into the trap that others have of continuing to watch it). Anyway, I thought it'd be fun to make X-men Evolution into a "Real World show". We'll see how it goes. I'm just bored and don't feel like doing my work. :P
(Oh and for those waiting for my update to "Guilty Conscience"…I'm working on it! Honest! Oh and this hasn't been seen/reviewed by anyone, 'cause I just felt like writing it and posting it right away…and as a surprise I guess.)
Intro:
Scott: This is the true story
Jean: Of six mutant teenagers
Kitty: Recruited to live in a mansion
Kurt: And to see vat happens
Evan: When people stop being polite
Rogue (unenthusiastically): And start bein' real.
All: The Real World: Bayville!
Scott: Hi, I'm Scott, I'm 18 and I'm from Nebraska. For most of my life I've lived in an orphanage, so I've always felt like I didn't belong. But hopefully now, with living with 5 other mutants like me, I can finally feel at home. That's what I hope anyway.
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Jean: Hi, I'm Jean and I'm 17. I'm from New York. I really don't know what to expect from this experience, but it sure will be exciting. I've always been a people person. Everyone loves me, so I'm sure I'll have no problems making friends.
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Kitty: My name's Kitty Pryde, I'm 15 and I'm from Illinois. I can't believe I actually get to be on the Real World! Wow, this is like, so cool! I can't wait to meet the others!
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Kurt: My name is Kurt, I'm 16, and I'm from Germany. I hope they have cable.
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Evan: Hey, 'sup dudes. I'm Evan, 14, and I'm from right here in New York. This is gonna be awesome! I can't wait to see my room! Woo hoo!
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Rogue: Hi, Ah'm Rogue. That's R-O-G-U-E not R-O-U-G-E. If I had a nickel for everytime…. Anyway, Ah'm 15 and Ah'm from Mississippi. Ah'm only doin' this 'cause Ah got nowhere else to go. The town Ah lived in sorta hates me 'cause Ah'm a mutant…and 'cause Ah put their star football player in the hospital. Hey, it was an accident! How was Ah supposed to know what would happen if he touched me?
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(Scott is standing in front of Bayville airport with his luggage. Soon he is joined by a girl with part auburn, part white hair).
Scott: Hi, are you one of my housemates?
Rogue: Ah guess so. Name's Rogue.
Scott: Scott Summers, nice to meet you.
Rogue: Likewise.
(A 4-door sedan comes to pick them up and take them to their new home. Scott helps Rogue put her luggage in the car and they go in. Scott attempts at small talk as they drive away.)
Scott: So, where are you from?
Rogue: Mississippi.
Scott: Cool, I'm from Nebraska. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Rogue: Nope.
Scott: I see. I had a brother, but he died a long time ago when we jumped out of the plane that crashed and killed my parents. I've lived in an orphanage since. I've had it hard but what doesn't kill me just makes me stronger.
Rogue: Uh-huh.
Scott: Yeah, it's been hard at times. Not to mention that my eyes shoot out deadly laser blasts. That's why I have to wear these shades all the time.
Rogue: Oh is that why. I thought you were trying to be cool, like that guy in the Matrix or something.
Scott: Oh. No, they're for protection. What are your powers?
Rogue: Ah suck people's energy if Ah touch them. First person Ah touched was in a coma for 3 weeks.
{awkward silence}
Scott: Life can be tough. But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
(Rogue rolls her eyes. It's going to be a long ride to the mansion.)