Returning to Osaka
By Kitsuneroyale
After the group walked out of school, Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga was sighing very unhappily.
Chiyo: What's wrong Osaka?
Osaka: I have to leave tomorrow.
Yomi: Why didn't you tell us?
Osaka: I didn't have the heart to tell any of you.
Tomo: I would've probably made fun of it.
Yomi: Tomo! You shouldn't make fun of anyone leaving! It's disgraceful!
Tomo: She's leaving?
Chiyo: She just told you that! Why would you say such a thing!
Tomo: It took me too long for it to sank in. I was just remembering seeing Yukari's deformed car, and it had a case of beer inside.
Yomi: When will she stop drinking?
Kagura: Probably never.
Sakaki: Unless she went to rehab.
Everyone stood blankly at Sakaki.
Sakaki: Come on! Think about it: What else would help her stop drinking?
Tomo: Taking her away from night clubs?
Yomi: I think you've got something there.
Sakaki: To go back to the topic, why are you leaving, Osaka?
Osaka: My parents are looking for jobs there. They recently got fired from an accidental blackout.
Chiyo: We have to give you a going-away gift.
Yomi: What was the main thing you want for a going-away gift?
Osaka: I don't know, but all I can think of is a cat. And also, I've been thinking of going somewhere to ease the pain of leaving tomorrow. Why not karaoke?
Tomo: Well, as long as everyone pitches in.
Later, they all meet at the karaoke place.
Chiyo: Should we all sing a song together at the end?
Osaka: Okay.
After the six people sung their songs, they all sung together. Unfortunately, Osaka drank too much sake, and slurred on the words. She collapsed on the floor.
Yomi: Someone call an ambulance!
Sakaki immediately called an ambulance. After 20 minutes, the ambulance arrives and attempts to wake Osaka up.
Osaka: *YAWNS* Is it morning already?
Chiyo: No, we were singing, and you fell onto the floor trying to sing the last song.
Osaka: It was worth it.
The day after, the group meet up with Osaka and emotionally say goodbye.
Chiyo: Goodbye Osaka, we all pitched in to buy this cat.
Chiyo picks up a snow white cat and hands it to Osaka. Osaka becomes happy with it, but has no idea of what to call it.
Chiyo: So, what do you want to call it?
Osaka: Iro.
Sakaki: Derived from Iromote (NOTE: Iromote is one of the types of cats in Japan)?
Osaka: Yes. Goodbye Sakaki.
Sakaki: Goodbye.
Osaka: Goodbye Kagura.
Kagura: Goodbye.
Osaka: Goodbye Tomo and Koyomi.
Tomo and Yomi: Goodbye Osaka.
Osaka: Could you two kiss each other just once?
Tomo: Just once.
Yomi: Do you have champagne?
Osaka: Here *GRABS CHAMPAGNE AND POPS CORK*.
Both Tomo and Yomi drink the glass of champagne. Tomo and Yomi realised that they weren't drunk.
Yomi: This isn't champagne. That's soda in a wine bottle!
Osaka: Because of my drinking incident, they threw out all of the wine bottles.
Yomi: Screw it. Let's just do it.
Koyomi and Tomo kiss. That's it.
Kitsuneroyale: What? Did you expect more?
Osaka: *LAUGHS HAPPILY* That's the first time I've actually asked what I wanted!
Chiyo: Wait. Why?
Osaka: … I don't know. Well, the car's leaving. Goodbye everyone.
The group hug Osaka for one last time. As Osaka got in the car with the cat, she last looked at them tearfully, and waved goodbye.
Yomi: Does this mean the end of our existence with the author?
Kitsuneroyale: No.
The scene then switches to a new house in Osaka. Osaka then sings the Cleveland Show Intro in her version.
Osaka: My name is O-Sa-Ka and I am Proud-To-Be/Right Back In My-Home-Town with my same Fa-Mi-Ly.
The scene switches to Osaka on top of a cylinder. The scene then shows a mint, long haired girl, a red, pigtailed girl on the right, a khaki, short haired girl and a white, long haired girl with a black line in the middle of her hair.
Osaka: There's OLD FRIENDS and NEW FRIENDS and EVEN A CAT.
Osaka's cat, Iro, appears on the cylinder and made Osaka fall into chocolate.
Osaka: Through GOOD TIMES and BAD TIMES, I NEVER KNOWN A FACT.
Osaka then appeared into a chocolate heart, hugging her old friend.
Osaka: And they have FOUND-A-PLACE, where every ONE-WILL-KNOW
Osaka then appears from the top sitting on Chiyo-Father, and her four friends appear, both old and new
Osaka: My happy A-Sian-Face, This is O-Sa-Ka's Show! *GIGGLES HAPPILY*
A note from Kaleidoscope: I was aware that this would parody The Cleveland Show.
Another note from Kaleidoscope: About 4 more sequels will come.