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A/n:
Thanks to ~~*Madhuri*~~
for giving me the idea to do this! If you read Voldemort's To Do List this is
the DlA Meeting. Enjoy, ~Indy! P.S: I'm
doing this in a sort of script way so, ha! Don't ask why I just wrote ha,
I don't know myself. Leader
type guy: Welcome to another Dark Lords Anonymous meeting, remember monthly
dues are due tonight or else. *Looks around the room and stops at
Voldemort* *cough, cough* Voldemort *cough, cough*. Well,
anyway, any new business? Voldemort:
I do I do! Leader
type guy: What is it Voldemort, not a question on how to kill Harry Potter
again is it? Voldemort:
It is, it is. BUT HOW DO I KILL HIM? IT'S LIKE TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE! Leader
type guy: Do you have problems? Voldemort:
I may have inhaled a little too much smoke, but who hasn't, hmm? Leader
type guy: Does anyone else have any other business? Guy who
stands up: I do! I do! |
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Leader
type guy: What is it? Guy who
sands up: What are you doing? a/n: sorry I just had to do it! Leader
type guy: What are you doing? Some
other guy who stands up: What are you doing? Voldemort:
What are you doing? The
pets.com dog: I'm here to play with the tabby cat! Leader
type guy: That's two doors down from here. The
pets.com dog: I like your shorts, you're a good lookin' fella. Leader
type guy: Er-thanks. The
pets.com dog: Hang on Dino, We're commin' home! *Someone
knocks on the door* Leader
type guy: Who is it? Pizza
man: Did someone order a pizza? Voldermort:
I did! Pay the man Wormtail. Wormtail:
Um…Master I'm all out of cash. Voldemort:
Your fired! *Wormtail
walks out with his head bent* Sirius
Black: Pettigrew! *wrestles him to the ground* your going to jail, if
my life depends on it! Pettigrew:
What are you doing here Sirius? Sirius:
I'm here for the 'friends don't let friends kill their friends' seminar.
a/n: don't ask me. *Getting
back to the meeting* Some
dude stands up: Dude, where's my car? Voldemort:
Dude, where's your car? Some
other guy: Dude, where's my car? Some guy
I don't know: Wazzup? Voldemort:
Wazzup? The guy
who can't find his car: Wazzup? The pets.com
dog: Wazzup? Sirius
and Pettigrew: Wazzup? Leader
type guy: Wazzup? Some
other guy: Wazzup? All:
WAZZUP? a/n: I just had to do that! *** Monkey
comes in riding a horse and something blows up below the pets.com dog and
lands in front of it, a tear goes down the monkey's face. A/N:
Okaaaay that was messed up! Anyway what did you guys think, even if you thought
it sucked big time? |