It's LaQueefa

Ages:

Huey: 14

Riley: 12

Jazmine:14

Cindy: 14

LaQueefa: 17

Huey's POV

Out of all the many things I loathe about this world, being a teenager is definitely in my top five. Between dealing with ignorant high school drama and Riley and Granddad, I wonder how much it'll take to acquire some peace. The only peace I ever get is sitting on the Hill sitting quietly reflecting on things. Only me and Jazmine go up there, but she hasn't been recently. I wonder what's up with her.

"BOOYYYYY!", I hear Granddad yell. I sigh as I put down the book I was reading. I go to the living room to see what he wants. "Yes, Granddad?". "Where in the hell is your brother?! I told him to be home before 6 in time for dinner. I began to wonder where my brother was, possibly pulling off something stupid yet again with Ed & Rummy. I rolled my eyes and went outside, already knowing. I watched Riley talking to Cindy by the house. I was suspicious about those two. How Riley was so quick to defend her, and vice versa. The competitiveness when it came to basketball. Then it hit me. SMACK! There was a loud thud as I tried to regain my focus.

Everything was a bit blurry, but when my vision was clear again I saw something above dark and big. "Sup nigga, bitches call me LaQueefa", a deep voice said. She was extremely dark, and her face was about the size of a basketball. She had black hair with red streaks and was tied in a ponytail. I also noticed a Big Mac in her hand. She asked, "Nigga, you alright?". "Watch where the hell you're going!, I barked at her. "Nigga, who da f*ck you talking to? My big ass titty almost killed yo ass, and I can do it again", she said before taking a bite of her Big Mac.

"Huey!", I heard Riley yell. Him, Cindy, and Jazmine came running towards me. "You alright man", he asked. "Yeah, I'm fine". "Good…cause that sh*t wuz hella funny!" , he said. He was on the ground laughing like a madman along with Cindy. Cindy said through laughter, "That b*tch smacked the s*it out of yo' ass with her titty!". "Yep", LaQueefa said carelessly. She folded her Big Mac wrapper and threw it on the ground, before unwrapping another one, along with a Diet Coke.

"Oh yeah, I'm LaQueefa, aka 2 Chinz, the prettiest b*tch on Twitter. I eat while I tweet, that's my motto". There was a silence until she urged, "Well, introduce niggas. I ain't got time to be shakin' no hands and s*it, that's sum white nigga s*it. I can't do that", as she took another bite of her Big Mac. "But, forreal doe, I'm too lazy to be shakin' hands anyway". "I'm Riley aka Young Reezy", he said. "I'm Cindy, the hoodest wonder bread b*tch in Woodcrest, don't f*ck wit my money", she said. LaQueefa nodded her head. "Respect lil hoe"., she said. She then took another bite of her Big Mac. "I'm Huey, nice to meet you". LaQueefa replied, "Likewise", and took another bite of her almost finished Big Mac. "Now who's Mariah Carey ova here?". "I'm Jazmine", she said smiling. Granddad asked, "Who the h*ll is that at the door?". "Ay, I'll cut chu, old ass nigga!", she said menacingly, along with another bite as she turned back around. "Can I stay for dinner?", she said, finishing her Big Mac. "Uh, sure", I said reluctantly. "Coo", LaQueefa said before unwrapping yet another Big Mac. She then tied her titties in a bow so "she wouldn't knock anyone else the f*ck out", according to her.

"A'ight, so what's fo' dinner?", LaQueefa asked. "I—", I said before she cut me off. "Nah, I'm just kidding as long there's food I'm there", she said before running inside before stopping at the front of the house wheezing and out of breath and continuing. As me and Jazmine followed her inside the house, she gave me a small, but noticeable smile. "Can you—", she said but was cut off. LaQueefa shouted from the house, "WILL YOU NIGGAS QUIT BEING ALL LOVEY DOVEY AND SH*T AND GET THE F*CK IN HERE? I'M HONGRY! SH*T!". They reluctantly went into the house.

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