Chapter 1:
The Life and Times of a Puffball
"Kirby?"
"Snorrrre…"
"Kirby?"
Snort-gargle… Zzzzz…"
"Hot wings…."
"KIRBY!"
Suddenly, Kirby was awoken by a hard knock to the head-with a jukebox. It was his roommate, George. (Don't ask why Kirby has a roommate in his apartment)
"What the $&# did you do that for?" cursed Kirby with extreme anger.
"Kirby, we have to go!" answered George.
"No, I already went last night!"
"Arrgh! Not that kind of go! We were called to the meeting at Metaknight's castle!
He wants our help!"
After explaining to Kirby, the waddle-dee ran out the door, down the stairs, into the lobby, ran outside and revved up his car and drove away-all in 10.5 seconds! Woooooo!
"Well," said Kirby to himself, "I should probably follow him, but…"
"Snorrrrreee…"
"He could (zzz) wait five more (snort) minutes…"
And Kirby fell asleep, but not for five minutes.
10 minutes passed…
Tick-tock, tick-tock
20 minutes passed…
Tick-tock, tick-tock
2 hours passed…
Tick-tock, tick— "Ahhh! Help me!"
"Zzzzz…"
Feet started marching up the stairs…
Closer…
Closer…
CLOSER…
All of a sudden, Kirby's door flew open. In the doorway stood 5 extremely tall and muscular men (pretend they could all fit) all armed with swords! Kirby woke up with a start.
One man, wrapped in a purple cloak and a pink sword came closer. He was much smaller than the other men, about Kirby's height.
There was a pin on his shirt that read, "Hello, my name is Geraldo, Head knight of-" before Kirby could finish reading, Geraldo drew his pretty-pink sword.
"Listen, Kirby, we have your little friend George, and if you ever want to see him again, you'll meet us at the airport at exactly 12 o'clock tomorrow night. Be there if you ever want to see him again.
"Hey, how'd you kidnap him, anyway?" asked Kirby
"Erm… We… Found him… In the… Duh… Laundromat… Yeah… The Laundromat, right guys?"
The answered were varied.
"Yeah! We did!"
"Sure…"
"Whatever you say, boss."
"No we didn't! I mean, yeah we did."
"I thought we found him in…
"ANYWAYS..." Geraldo continued.
"Be there!"
With that, the six knights disappeared in a cloud of purple and blue smoke.
"Weirdos…" Kirby yawned. "I guess I should go prepare."
Kirby began his "training" immediately-and fell asleep.
The one thing he did not notice was that Geraldo's nametag was left on the floor.