This is just something stupid I came up with in one of my sugar highs. I was probably sleep deprived too. I hope I can claim that excuse… Anyways, this is a majorly Anti-Sasuke poem. MAJORLY. If you know that it's about Sasuke.
So, I put myself in Duckbutthead's shoes. (How horrifying.) The saddest thing about this poem, besides the fact that it was written, is that I have a tune for it in my head. Wow.
I don't own Sasuke or the Chicken Dance (Yup. It's at the bottom.) or anything else.
"Sasuke's Duck Song"
I'm a duck, I'm a duck
I'm a pretty little duck
As you see from the shape of my head
I'm a duck, I'm a duck
I'm a pretty ninja duck
And I'd love for you to feed me some bread.
QUACK QUACK!
You've heard of the ugly duckling
I make him look like a king
Though he may have all the looks
Unlike him I can sing!
QUACK!
Cuz…
I'm a duck, I'm a duck
I'm a pretty little duck
As you see from the shape of my head
QUACK QUACK!
I'm a duck, I'm a duck,
I'm a pretty ninja duck
And I'd love for you to feed me some bread.
QUACK QUACK!
I'm. A.
Duck I'm a duck
I'm a pretty little duck
As you see from the shape of my head.
I'm a duck, I'm a duck,
I'm a pretty ninja duck
And I'd love for you to feed me some bread.
I don't wanna be a chicken
Cause I'm already a duck
So I shake my butt
Shake shake shake shake!
I don't wanna be a chicken
Cause I'm already a duck
So I shake my butt
Shake shake shake shake!
QUACK QUACK!
Just to clarify, when he says "So I shake my butt" he's referring to his head.