I'm the most sporadic author ever. I know. And my pen name has two stories that I haven't continued on for a period. Now I can explain that. Those stories are being written all at once, as I want to make a schedule. Anyway, for you people who like my crazy writing, yet have no idea what the heck Hyperdimension is, go look it up. This is one of the games, and I will follow the main plot, but I put a Twilight twist to it. Anyway, enjoy!

Wind whistled by my ears as I fell. Wait, I was falling!? Was I pulling a Sora in my dreams? I found myself in my street clothes, and realized that this was no dream, as my escape method didn't work! I looked at the ground, which was approaching very fast. It was screaming, HI! I can't wait for you to die! At that thought, I put my fists out and landed on my knuckles. I didn't break them, yet I held back all urges to scream.

"Plutia? How come he isn't screaming?" A young playful girls voice asked.

"I don't know. Maybe he's strong. I bet no other man would have lived it." A another young, yet smoother feminine voice asked. I shook my head, and I fell back. When they stepped out I jumped up and found the closet thing to a weapon, an iron pipe. The one with the hair the color of a purple iris was dressed like she was going to go to bed. Especially with the pink bear slippers. The other one was more dressed in yellow and brown, and had claw mittens. She was blonde, yet I could tell I was in trouble from both.

"Attack!" The yellow one charged me, and I rolled out of the way. I wasn't about to hit back, until that doll that the iris one was holding came in contact with my head, and it felt like I got bopped by lead. I went flying too, into a claw slice. Okay, I was fighting back. I had learned how to wield a sword, so an iron pipe couldn't be much different. I blocked another doll, what ever world I was in, it must have been on crack. Didn't matter though as I hit them both once and began to run. Chivalry sucked some times. "Hey! Why are you running?" The yellow one called.

"I'm not fighting two little girls." I responded, rubbing the developing bump.

"You want us to become bigger?" I nodded at the strange request, and the iris girl licked her lips. "Okay." A large column of data enveloped her and in her place stood a tall, well developed girl, with longer purple hair, dressed in lingerie? She had wings not attached to her back and a longsword in her doll hand. The yellow one transformed too, into a girl with extremely large breasts, yet somehow fit her figure, and was in a white jumpsuit and her eyes were a bright orange, and her hair was straight yellow. The purple one licked her lips and moved in front of me, closed her eyes, me frozen in pure shock and fear, and licked a drop of sweat from the side of my head.

"Iris Heart, is he tasty?" Oh Lord, I was licked by a beautiful woman, and the other one wanted to know if I was tasty. Maybe I should try my escape method again.

"Yes, Yellow Heart, he is really tasty. Try him." The other girl, Yellow Heart? Rushed up to me, with a lot of bouncing, and licked another bit of sweat off. Her tongue was very warm...

"He is tasty. Really sweet." Iris Heart raised her sword to my cheek, yet I was still coming out of shock, and she left a quick cut on my cheek. It wasn't deep, and I think they were just playing with me now. Then she placed her hands on my shoulders, and since I was still taller than her, she stood on her toes and licked my cheek clean of the blood. A little red stained her lips, and the grip on the iron tightened. I pulled back, my rage breaking my fear and smacked her like I hit a home run. Yellow Heart tried to attack me, yet I blocked and did the same thing again. I started to run, yet my movements were sluggish. Like when I was waking up...

"Hello, Twilight Soul." I leaped up, did I wake up? Nope. No one would call me Twilight Soul. "Or would you like you like your other name, Texvin?" Texvin was my actual name, so I nodded, looking for the person speaking to me. There was a cute little blond girl sitting on a book. I stood, and found my attire had changed. It had the color scheme of black and white, and locks of gray. My glasses were gone, and I could see perfectly. I checked my waist and found a basic sword, but a sword nonetheless named "Lights Bane." "Texvin, those two girls you just fought will be your constant companions. They are former CPUs, or Console Patrol Units. Something will happen soon, and the enemy is formulating a plan. I know you are human, but when I looked for a warrior in your reality, I needed a male. You were the first."

"Who is this enemy? First off, who the heck are you?" I asked, the girl smiling at me.

"I am Histoire. I have linked our minds, so I should be able to guide you." I narrowed my eyes at Histoire. The last time I trusted a little cute girl I woke in the back of a McDonalds loosely hog tied while missing ten dollars. I was also in Detroit for some reason, while originally being in Florida. That was one hell of a weekend. Histoire suddenly kissed me and a load of information went through my head at a rapid pace, yet I was able to manage it all. "Is that better, Texvin?" She was blushing, and I just looked flustered. I was dark skinned, so I couldn't blush (A/N: That's annoying. I always tend to forget that darks can't blush, and I've always been yelled at for it. I always forget, but yell at me some more if its bad).

"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?" Histoire simply closed her eyes and kept smiling.

"We can't talk anymore. You need the Key Fragments to physically see me. I'm able to look into your head, and you into mine, so don't think any naughty things."

The area was fading, but I had to get in one more quip. "Says the person who kissed me." The image ended with her laughing and I found myself sprawled on the ground and the yellow one playfully scratching my head with her mittens. The iris one was sitting a foot away, studying my face. "Okay then, now that I know the deal, what are your names?"

"I'm Plutia." The purple one answered, placing her hands on my face. "I've never seen someone with dark skin."

"And I'm Peashy darky! You hair is medium, and really black." The yellow one answered. I stood up, Peashy clinging to my back. She sat on my shoulders and Plutia grabbed my hand. "Where are we going?"

I shrugged, looking at the setting sun. "I don't know. We don't have enough money for an inn, so we have to go find a place to sleep." Peashy leaned forward and toppled me over, and curled up by my side. Plutia did the same, and used my arm as a blanket. 'No naughty thoughts!' Histoire's voice rang throughout my head. She wasn't lying darn it. 'You have to much energy right now. Want to talk?' 'Sure. Why do I have these two with me?' 'They were willing, and they said that they were bored.' I nodded, closing my eyes. 'Actually, I'd better get some sleep. Who knows what will try to kill me?"

"Tex! Wake up!" I lazily opened my eyes, and just in time to see a meteor fly over head. I leaped up and ran, the girls unable to keep up. I ran into a park as I followed the meteor and heard it land. Then I was tackled by Yellow Heart, being flattened against the ground. "No! No meeting Neptuna yet!" I pushed her off and pinned her down, this most likely looking very awkward. She was still a girl, and I tended to scare the truth out of them. Instead of speaking she leaned up and licked my face again, replacing more of my sweat with her saliva. "Still tasty! Are you made of sugar?" I licked her back, and she giggled.

'Stop it you two!' Histoire mentally yelled at me, and I rolled off Yellow Heart, taking a breath. I suppose something in that meteor was named Neptuna, and I couldn't help her yet. I would have ignored the busty CPU if she didn't have laser claws. I still stood and and began to scale a nearby hill. The air was cooler, so I wouldn't wake up sweaty. I went to sleep again, waking up wit the CPUs in their transformed state sleeping by me. Oh Lord... I stood and checked my inventory, my current outfit, Lights Bane, and map of Planeptune. I searched for a place to get some money, and a guild was open. Iris Heart awoke, and licked her lips at the sight of me.

"Stop that. I'm afraid you'll eat me if I'm not careful." Despite being eerily sadistic, she nodded, and nudged Yellow Heart awake.

"Zzz... Huh? Oh, hello Tex."

"Why did you two sleep transformed?"

"Cause you buttoned up you coat and we couldn't hide in there, so we decided to transform and snuggle next to you. You are really warm, and you went solid!" I hope they meant my body, and not my undesirables.

"Come on, we need to make some quick cash." The girls reverted and took my hands. I walked to the guild, running into a young short girl on a floating ballon who was mumbling about something. "Uh, hey, where is guild?"

The girl turned and looked at me, then the Plutia and Peashy. "Could you at least ask my name first, nyu."

"I'm sorry, I've just never seen a girl with cat ears and tail. What is your name?"

"My name is Broccoli, nyu. You are the second person to ask for the guild, nyu. What is you name, nyu?"

"My name is..." I paused, as I really wanted to say Twilight Soul, but I held back and answered with, "Texvin. This is Plutia and Peashy."

"Ok, nyu. Just go down that street and you'll be there, nyu." I nodded and thanked her, and kept on walking, but then turned on my heels.

"Who was the first person to ask you about it, Broccoli?"

"Neptune, nyu. She kept calling me 'Puchiko', nyu."

"I won't. Thanks." I burst off this time, determined to see this Neptune before the girls could stop me. 'Smart. They wouldn't risk transforming in the middle of the city, so running now would be good.' 'I kept forgetting you are in my head.' I looked into hers as I ran, and tried to find any memories of why she actually chose me. I was interrupted by a car coming at me, and I walked right into the guild after that near heart attack. I went up to the registration both and dined up for the most recent and seemingly unbeatable quest. The two girls, looking very annoyed signed up with me, and we made our ways to the caves. "Finally, I can test my blade on something..." I ran up to the Dogoo and sliced it to oblivion. All the rest of the pack came at me, and I took a breath. The girls jumped in to help, and I checked my abilities. "Twilight's Requiem!" I warped around and placed a T on on their backs and stabbed my sword into the ground, them all exploding.

"Nice job." Plutia said, lowering her doll. That will forever bother me.

"AHH!" Three girls screaming. Then a very stereotypical evil laugh. I grabbed the girls this time, and ran toward the source of the noise. I found four girls, one with a gothic look and gray skin, what was Raven from Teen Titans doing here? Then three girls on the ground. I couldn't really describe them at the moment, as I pulled ack, and jumped off the ledge to jump kick the gray skinned girl.

"Mwahaha! Now then Neptune, who is the strongest war... AG!" IF looked up to see the crazy lady being sent flying into the wall by a dark skinned kid with a long trench coat like her, that was split in the middle by a gray zig zag, black and white on both sides.

"I'd say I'm the strongest warrior." He went silent for a moment, and then his eyes widened. "What do you mean she's gonna kill me?" The crazy goth lady got up from the rubble and swung at him with her spear axe weapon, causing him to block best he could with his blade, but was pushed back. "I can transform?" IF watched confused, 'Who is he talking to? I don't see a wireless headset.' Suddenly the boy was enveloped in a bright column of data, and what stood in his place was amazing. His original headphones were on his head, and his jacket had been broken into five circle speakers that were wireless. He was floating above the ground and was wielding two swords, and he helped IF up. His eyes had stars for pupils, and he asked, "Can you fight with me?"

"Who are you?"

"Well, right now you can call me Twilight Soul. Your name?"

"IF." IF answered, and Twilight Soul nodded, and brandished his blades and IF did the same. The two went at it with the goth, yet she was faster than both of them.

Both activated their special skills at the same time, stating together, "Twilight Flames!"

The white and black flames beat into the goth lady, and Twilight Soul, activated another skill, "Beating Beats!" The five speakers flew at the goth lady and burst out Hero by Skillet so loud that it ended the battle. "Now then, who are you?" IF was really confused. The only people she knew could transform would be Nep, and he was the exact opposite.

"I am Arfoire, REMEMBER THE NAME!"

Crap, she was going to kill IF! Not happening on this guy's watch! I blocked the weapon and sent her flying with a well placed kick to the midsection. I grabbed one of the speakers out of the air. "Take care of her, will you?" The speaker changed into a mini me, and flew off. I reverted, 'Yes! Nice for a first time transformation.' "Thanks. So, I can do that anytime?" 'Has the fatigue not kicked in yet?' Suddenly everything felt heavy as I gasped for air. "Yep, fatigue hadn't kicked in yet."

"Texvin, we are going to take the knocked out people back to Compa's place, ok?" Plutia and Peashy! They didn't help at all... but I nodded. I turned back to IF, who's mouth was agape.

"I guess I should explain, but I really can't. How about you Histoire?" 'I can't. Even with the Key Fragment I cannot talk to her because I linked our minds.'

"Who are you talking to?" IF asked, and my ears dropped. I had been speaking aloud, so I guess I would look crazy. "Just get whoever to talk to me, anyway possible."

"Anyway to allow her to hear you?" I asked. 'Make intimate connection. Like a kiss would provide the most clarity.' "IF, anyway right?" She nodded and I cupped her face and connected her lips with mine, a link forming. She shuddered a little, yet suddenly leaned into the kiss. 'There you go. Hello IF. I am Histoire.' 'Texvin really has to kiss me to talk to you?' 'Yes. Are you enjoying yourself?' IF suddenly broke away, scowling and I held up my hands. This time she locked lips with me and Histoire came back on. 'Its the only way I can confirm that he's not crazy.' 'I suppose you are correct. Allow me to explain our transforming warrior.' IF broke our kiss and looked like she was pondering her options.

"Ok, Texvin. Will you join us to Lastation?"

"Sure," I said, sheathing my blade, "I got nothing better to do."

Yeah, I'm going to write a lot of this. I mean a lot of this. I mean spamming Sword Art Online in a day a lot of this. I freaking mean beating Dragonball Xenoverse in under 12 hours a lot of this. Anybody who reads anything I write you will get a kick out of this, as Texvin, my real life name, is gonna have some fun.