Fist Full of Naco's... a KP fic.
by Orean Gunshin

Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja-Burger or Kim Possible. I think both are very funny, so don't sue.
However Kryce/Jubei is my own character so get permission before using him.

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It was a typical Morning for Ron. Hit the buzzer on his alarm, shower, dress, try to comb his
hair, pocket Rufus, and head over to Kim's house.

"Herumph...rah...wow...!" , The naked mole-rat exclaimed as he poked his head out of Ron's pant
pocket. The little pink ball tapped the blonde teen and pointed at a sign.

"What's is it pal...hungry?"

Rufus slapped his forehead and climbed up to Ron's shoulder. The groggy guy let his friend turn
his head to the sign.

"Hey somebody bought the vacant lot!", exclaimed Ron noticing a sign marked with a mask and ninja
star.

"Mmm haah!", Rufus nodded and scurried back to the pocket. Ron continued to walk to Kim's house.
Ron wondered what was going up on the lot as he knocked on Kim's door.

"Good morning Ron Kim's eating, but she'll be done in a minute. You can wait for her on the
livingroom couch", stated Mrs. Possible as she welcomed Ron in.

"Thanks Mrs. P.", Ron stated and plopped on the sofa. The eccentric young man ploped his feet on
the coffee table. Rufus scampered and leaned against Ron's neck. Both friends sighed and wait for
KP to get ready.

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Elsewhere in Middleton...

A Glaring young man steps into MHS searching for the man who tarnished his name. He touches his
scare on his face. He scrowls and runs his fingers up to his hazel hair. He'll find that ninja,
to prove he is...Lenn Vin Sebel.

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Still elsewhere in Middleton...

In place of the vancant lot stands a quaint fastfood restuarant. It appears Japanese with hints
of American Chains on it.

In otherwords...Ninja-Burger for Middleton.

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Back at Kim's house...

The Kimmunicator went off as Kim finished her eggs. She lifts the small device and activates
it. "What's the sitch Wade?", asked the red-head.

"Well Kim, there's been three hits on the site..."

"Yeah what abouts?"

"Well, the first one is from an unknown source. It's in Japanese. I think it's a job application.
The second is from G.J.; Drakken is in the area. The last message is from Will Du..."

Kim sighs and awaits his message.

"He's looking for a underling of General Mayhem...Leonardo Vin Sebel. Some perfectionistic thug."

"When did Middleton suddenly become a villan hangout?", asked Ron, who was peering over Kim's
shoulder eating her last piece of toast with Rufus. Kim puts the device away and looks at her
sidekick and best friend.

"Ron how'd you get over here so quietly...hey that's mine!"

Ron pops the last bite in his mouth and poinst to his feet.

"What Ron?"

"Sneakers...KP...they're called sneakers."

"Whatever Ron. Let's get to school before I get anymore wonderful information."

The two...err three, Rufus, head off to MHS. Ron notes how fast constructions nowadays as they
pass the once vacant lot. Kim just wants to have a uneventfull day.

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School for Ron was usual as ever;
Before School- Talk with Kim.
1st- Have Rufus fix his autoshop project.
2nd- Listen to Barken, do extra push-ups for making faces.
Break- Talk to Kim, get shot down by female population.
3rd- Play games on his calculator.
4th- Make Nacos for Lunch.
Lunch- Eat Nacos with Rufus and listen to Kim and Monique gossip.
5th- Read Wrestling Magazine
6th- Realise he forgot to redesign his Hallowen costume.

Ron dressed out for cheer practice and heads out avoiding jocks. He did note that one of the
juniors leaving the lockerroom was wearing a t-shirt with the Shuriken (ninja star) and mask from
the not-so-vacant-lot's sign. "Hey wait up!", he called and ran after the guy.

"Huh...what do you need?", replied the young man replied, turning to face Ron. "If you're
planning to get that white stuff on me...I'll trashcan you."

"Oh...no sorry pal", Ron took off his Muddog mask. "I just wanted to know where you got that
shirt?"

"Internet", stated the teen. He turned quickly, his black hair shifted as he did so. "I'd love to
chat", said the young man as he put his clothes and sunglasses in his gym bag," but I have
practice and work."

"Yeah? That's cool in all...but what is that shirt mean?"

The young man walked out and tossed Ron a tin card. It read "Ninja Burger; will deliver in 30
minutes or less...lest we commit seppaku."

Hey wait what's your name?", Ron called out, but the teen was gone. Rufus pointed to the clock.
"You're right buddy we're going to be late."

"Mmm haa"

"Yeah we'll get a chance to talk to him later, he's a wrestler. So let's go before Barken gets
too tweaked."

The boy and mole-rat ran to the gym.

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Orean: Ok that's it for this potion of the fic. Sorry KP fans I'll give her some more spotlight
later, but Ron just never gets the credit or info or anything so he'll be a focal point in this
fic.

L8erz,
Orean

PS: Chapter 2 will be up shortly and as always R&R.