We are in South Park in Denver, Colorado where our favorite four boys were playing video games in their leader's house which it was the young boy in a poofball hat.
"Goddamn it, Cartman; that's the fifth time you won, you cheated!" the boy in the green hat glared.
"It's not my fault if you can't play right, Jew," the fat boy known as Cartman retorted. "Oh, wait, that's right, Jews can't play video games."
"Shut up, Fat Ass!" Stan glared.
"Ooh, standing up to your little boyfriend, Hippie?" Cartman mocked.
"Just shut up!" Stan growled.
"Alright, alright, don't get yer panties in a wad..." Cartman muttered. "Anyway, I win, so that means you are all my slaves for a month."
The boy in the orange parka pulled down his hood to reveal his shaggy blonde hair. "Up yours, Fat Ass." he then glared.
"Aye, shut up, poor boy!" Cartman glared back.
The four boys started to argue while going outside.
Wendy came down the street with Bebe and the two girls looked to see the four boys.
"Hey, Stan, I got my hair done," Wendy smiled as she took off her pink hat to show her black hair. "Do you like it?"
"Uhh... Sure, Wendy?" Stan replied.
Kyle felt something deep inside whenever he looked at Stan. He was so brave, determined, handsome... 'Wait, handsome?' he then thought to himself. 'No, no, Stan is not gay.'
"I'm gonna get my hair done too," Bebe came up beside Kyle. "Any ideas?"
"Um... I dunno..." Kyle shrugged.
"Maybe you guys should wear bikinis and go in a tub filled with mud." Kenny suggested.
"Eww, Kenny, that's sick." Bebe winced.
"I know, but if there were teenage girls with D-Cup boobs or a nice ass, then we're talking." Kenny replied.
"Like you could get someone, Poor Boy." Cartman scoffed.
"Oh, like you could, fat ass?" Kenny challenged.
"Yeah!" Cartman glared.
"They would probably get sucked in a black hole you call your fat ass." Kenny retorted.
"Aye, shut the Hell up!" Cartman growled.
"Bye, Stan, we'll see you later." Wendy said before leaving with Bebe.
"See ya, Kyle." Bebe cooed to the green-hatted boy she had a crush on.
"Okay, Bebe." Kyle replied.
The two girls walked off to get their hair done, leaving the four boys by themselves. Kyle was still on looking at Stan with a blush.
"Kyle? Kyle!" Stan called.
"Huh? Oh... Sorry, I was... Thinking..." Kyle said nervously.
"You okay, dude?" Stan asked. "Your face is a little red."
"Uhh... I need to go..." Kyle ran off.
"Where's he going?" Stan wondered.'
"Maybe he's late for a circumcision." Kenny said.
Everybody then laughed before they then wondered what that word meant.
