(Actions are in parenthesis, comments in double parenthesis)
Fae: (appears in a place called 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow') Muahahaha... (takes out bag of sugar) You are all going to have sooooo much fun. (eats sugar with an evil grin)
Tristan: What are you gonna do to us?
Fae: You'll see... Who wants to do the Disclaimer?
Yugi: I'll do it!
Seto: Sorry folks, she's on a sugar high today. shudders
Fae: No you won't! I WILL!!! (whacks him with a frying pan pulled from thin air) BWAHAHAHA!!!
Tea: Why can't we all just get along?
Fae: Put a sock in it Tea! Literally!
Tea: (sock appears in her mouth) MMPH!
Ryou: That's my gym sock from yesterday... I knew I shouldn't have lent her that... Oh well, it's just Tea.
Bakura: About time... She finally shut up! How did you do that?
Fae: Evil authoress powers. Let me do the disclaimer before I get sued!
Disclaimer: I own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mai: If you owned Yu-Gi-Oh, the pairings would consist of Bakura/Yami, me and Joey, and you would eliminate Tea.
Fae: That's all very true.
Yami and Bakura: (look at each other disgustedly and step away) Yuck!
Fae: Therefore, it is safe to assume I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! So...
Back the Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own Yugioh. DO NOT!!! (runs around screaming "DO NOT" and runs into a wall) Oww... (falls over)
Yami: Someone's had a little too much sugar today... all right, who gave her the giant Pixy Stix she's holding onto for dear life?
Mokuba: (evil grin)
Yami and Seto: Mokuba...
Mokuba: (innocently) Yes?
Yami: Did you do this?
Mokuba: (evil look on face) Yes.
Seto: Good boy, but you know that you aren't supposed to go into my candy stash.
Mokuba: So? I did anyway. I couldn't resist.
Bakura: She's out cold! Let's party!
All: (start partying)
Fae: (wakes up and looks around) It's safer to be unconscious...
Ryou: That's usually the case.
Tea: She's awake!
Bakura: Duh.
Tea: You're so mean to me! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (runs away)
Bakura: Can I go tie her to a chair?
Fae: Sure, why not?
Bakura: Yay! runs off with rope that he magically conjured
Yugi: Okay then... Hey Fae, you never told us what we're doing.
Fae: Oh, well... I have no idea what I'm doing. I was thinking...
Ryou: She was thinking? HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Fae: Urusai, Ryou.
Mai: Fae, if you don't shut up you are going to be grounded from sugar AND the computer.
Fae: NOOOOO! MY FICS! (hugs computer) I'll be nice.
Tea: (begins talking) ((never a good thing))
Mai: Tea, shut up, and I promise not to make Bakura hurt you.
Tea: MEANIE! (starts to cry loudly)
Bakura: (pops up behind her) Surprise! (ties her to a magically conjured chair)
Fae: Anyway, I was thinking we could let you all run wild in here for a while. And Seto will get to deal with all of us!
Seto: OO;;
Bakura: (hiding flamethrower) Hi?
Fae: (rolls eyes)
Bakura: I'm going to go torture small mammals now. (gets up to leave)
Fae: Oh no you're not mister. SIT!
Bakura: Why should I? I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm!
Fae: No you won't because I have evil authoress powers, remember? Be quiet or I'll put Ryou's smelly sock in your mouth!
Bakura: (death glares) Fine.
Mokuba: I'll use my evil cuteness powers to make you review! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: Mokuba... How much sugar did you have today?
Mokuba: 3 bags and a Pixie Stick!
Seto: Excuse me while I go try and calm down my brother. (chases Mokuba) THAT'S MY CANDY!! GIVE IT BACK!
Mokuba: NEVER!!!!! (runs away)
Fae: So much for calming him down... Anyway, that was the end of the chapter. Review and I'll type the next one. I'LL HOLD THE NEXT CHAPTER HOSTAGE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Joey: Two words... Sugar High...
Fae: YOU GOT IT!! HEY GUYS! LETS GO HAVE SUGAR!
Yami and Bakura: YEAH! ONWARD TO SUGARY HIGHNESS! ((So much for the 'yuck'...))