A/N: Hi there! First story and um…be nice please. I don't own Penguins of Madagascar, Dream Works does. I only own the characters that you haven't heard of like Carolyn or Vivian.

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"Kowalski, status report," Skipper paced around their headquarters.

"Nothing much Skipper, other than us going to some sort of doctor," Kowalski replied. He said it. He said the "d" word. Skipper stopped pacing and paled.

"D-Doctor? Wh-Wha-What!?" Skipper screeched and clutched his head. He jumped up only to meet Private. "Private! What in the world are you doing?!"

"Um…I believe I'm standing sir," Private smiled as he stated out the obvious. Soon Kowalski and Rico came up to see Private trying to calm their leader down.

"I shouldn't have said doctor huh?" Kowalski suggested, rubbing his head as in thinking.

"Uh-huh," Rico nodded.

"Alright penguins, your doctor's here," said Alice sweetly as she picked all four of them up and began walking to a clinic. The four of them were placed in one large cage and a young woman walked up to them.

"Why hello there," She smiled and waved. After Alice left, the woman sighed in relief and sat down. "Alright, first things first, don't think and act stupid because I know you can talk. Oh yeah, ninja moves or karate or judo, whatever you call it, weapons, gadgets, yeah I've seen them all boys. You can talk you know," the woman said and the penguins looked at each other.

"Okay lady, how do you know all this!?" Skipper demanded, pointing his flipper at her.

"Duh, I've seen you guys in action. Now then, down to business," She said and took out a piece of paper. "Don't you guys want to explore the human world? Be a human and do all the things that a human would do? Like go to the movies or date a girl, kiss one?" She asked and the four penguins looked at each other.

"What do you have in mind?" Kowalski asked, looking at her skeptically.

"I'm in this secret group—well facility kind of thing that secret agents work for other than the CIA and FBI—and one of us created a formula to turn animals into humans," She explained. "We tested the formula on mice, frogs, and rabbits, and it came out fine. The reason why I chose you was because I've seen you live in action. You act like humans and think like them well enough."

"Skippa, what should we do?" Private asked and looked up at their leader.

"What about the zoo? Do they know about this?" Skipper looked at her suspiciously and she rolled her eyes.

"Why would we tell them about the formula? They would just think that we're freaks—which we are not—and then they wouldn't let us check up on you. So we lie to them saying that we're specialized doctors," She crossed her arms and looked down at them.

"Men, we agree to take this formula unless all of us agree," Skipper stated and everyone nodded. "So who's in?" Everyone was silent until Private decided to break the silence.

"I'll go," Private stood up.

"Yeah, yeah," Rico nodded and got up.

"I suppose I'll go too, it'll be a great experience," Kowalski smiled sheepishly and stood up.

Skipper sighed and looked at his team and then the woman. "Alright, I'll go," Skipper declared and the woman smiled.

"Great now stay still," She said while taking out a mask.

"Wh-Wha-What are you going to do with that…?" Skipper squeaked out and unfortunately, the woman grabbed him first. She put the mask on him and… "OH MY GOD!!!" Skipper screamed and fainted once he inhaled the gas.

"Alright, you're next," She took Private and the process was the same until everyone was finally out cold. "Now time to get you guys off to somewhere before you guys go in the nude…" She shivered and grabbed the penguins and left.

The next day, Skipper slowly opened his eyes and looked around. All he saw was a white ceiling and windows with curtains. He sat up and then shivered. It was cold. Wait. Cold…How could he be cold? He's a penguin, there's no way that—Skipper looked down and saw skin. She looked at what was supposed to be his flipper and instead, he saw skin and fingers. He touched his face and jumped up.

"Wake up men!" Skipper shouted and everyone groaned as they sat up. "What in the names of—why are you nude!?" Skipper snapped.

"We could be asking you the same thing Skipper," Kowalski stated and pointed. Skipper looked down and Kowalski was right, he too was nude. Skipper hid behind a tall house plant.

"Why, we're actually human!" Private cried out and looked at himself.

"Yes, though it seems quite strange…" Kowalski scratched his chin and thought for a moment.

"My ass hurts like hell," Rico grumbled and rubbed his butt. Everyone was silent.

"YOU SPOKE!" Everyone but Rico cried out. Rico, himself, was shocked too.

"I-I can speak!" Rico cheered.

"Can you cough anything up?" Skipper asked and Rico began coughing, hoping that something would come out. Nothing.

"Well now that you're human, you can't cough up dynamite and all those things," A familiar voice spoke out and the woman before walked down. "There's no way a human can swallow all those things and then puke it all out." She stopped midway and covered her eyes, her face…red.

The four obviously knew what she meant and tried finding places to hide. Skipper was behind a house plant, Private hid behind the big TV, Rico hid in the hallway, and Kowalski hid in the bathroom (Obviously).

"Well it's a good thing I measured out everything and found out your sizes while you guys were knocked out. So while you were sleeping, I got you some clothes," She said and took out a bag of clothes. "You guys are mainly mediums though and there are different brands of clothing so the sizing may be wrong but in accurate measurement, you four fit in the medium range."

"So which ones are ours?" Private asked and the woman sighed. How can getting dressed be so hard!?

"Okay, I'll help," She crossed her arms and Skipper blinked at her, then narrowing his eyes.

"Wait a second, we still don't know who you are," Skipper bluntly stated and then everyone looked at her. "How can we trust you?"

"Okay well one, I'm Carolyn and two, if I really wanted to kill you guys, I would've have left you guys in the dumpsters," Carolyn explained and everyone relaxed just a bit. "And just to let you know, this isn't really my house. I'm rooming with the owner so let's get you guys quickly dressed before she finds four naked men in her house," Carolyn rolled her eyes.

"Alright, so who's first?" Private looked around and no one said a thing so he sighed and went over to Carolyn. "Alright, let's start getting dressed now."

Carolyn got started after kicking Kowalski out of the bathroom. After a few minutes, Private came out in a sky blue T-shirt, blue jeans, and black and white sneakers, but since the house rule (Carolyn told them) that they can't wear shoes in the house unless they're slippers, Private just came out with socks instead of the shoes.

"Not bad huh?" Carolyn smiled and Private nodded. "Okay…you're next," She grabbed Skipper and after six minutes, Skipper came out. He was dressed in a casual white shirt with black jeans.

"Excuse me Carolyn, but I don't want to stand around in the nude anymore," Kowalski complained and she rolled her eyes.

"Okay then, just hurry up!" Carolyn snapped and Kowalski ran inside the bathroom and after a few moments, Kowalski came out wearing a blue button up dress shirt, blue jeans, and socks.

Finally it was Rico's turn and he was the longest to come out. After ten minutes of waiting, he came out in a black T-shirt which clung onto his skin, showing off his muscles, black jeans, and socks.

"Wow…you actually look hot," Carolyn joked and Rico rolled his eyes. "Anyways, now that you guys aren't in the nude anymore, let's get started on…" But she didn't finish. The door opened and another young woman walked in.

"Damn yesterday was a pain, Carolyn…" She paused, only to gape at four men in her house, and a very nervous woman waving at her. "Why the hell are there men in my house Carolyn?"

"W-Well you see…um they were technically penguins, but I used the formula that our lab created to turn them into humans and…" Carolyn rambled on and Skipper could've sworn he saw a vein pop on the house owner.

"YOU WHAT!?!?!?!" The woman screamed and Carolyn began to sweat.

"Well, since now that their human, they need a place to stay and well, I was thinking that maybe your home cuz you still have plenty of guest rooms…" Carolyn smiled sheepishly. Hoping not to get beaten, she hid behind Skipper.

"CAROLYN!!" The woman screamed and Carolyn began running around as the woman got a newspaper, rolled it up and began beating Carolyn on the head with it.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow! I'm sorry!" Carolyn tried to hide, but the woman didn't give up. She was still furious how: one, Carolyn turned zoo penguins into humans and two; Carolyn is letting them stay in her house.

After fifteen minutes of getting beaten, everyone calmed down and the woman rubbed her forehead. She didn't want to do it, but she has too.

"Alright then, I'll let them stay…" She sighed and Carolyn smiled.

"Thanks Vivian, you're the best!" Carolyn giggled while rubbing her head. Vivian rolled her eyes and gave one last smack on the head to Carolyn with the poor newspaper. Skipper and the others just looked at each other and then back at the two young women.

"Alright now, who are you? Other than the fact that you were penguins…" Vivian glared at Carolyn who only squeaked in return. Then she returned her attention at the men.

"Well I'm Skipper, the leader," Skipper began, "This is Kowalski, Private, and Rico."

Private smiled and waved, Kowalski nodded his head, and Rico looked around. Vivian raised an eyebrow at the strange names. The only name that seemed normal was Rico. She sighed and sat down, motioning the others to sit down also.

"Well then, nice to meet you. I'm Vivian and as you can see, you've already met Carolyn," Vivian introduced herself to them and then she looked over to Carolyn. "Did you tell them about the others? Wait…how old are you guys?" She looked over at Private hoping that he wasn't some sort of teenager.

"Nope, not yet. And they don't exactly know their age, but they should be around the age of 18 through mid 20s. But let me explain why I turned them human first before the others get here and beat me up too," Carolyn sat down and rubbed her neck. "So I was at the zoo one day and I asked to stay over the night so I could do some research. Until one night I was just researching the lemurs, I saw four penguins jumping around, doing these weird karate, kung fu, judo, ninja moves, and they had gadgets and weapons. Such has night vision and dynamite."

"Dynamite huh…are you sure you weren't DRINKING COFFEE THE ENTIRE DAY!?" Vivian snapped and Carolyn blushed and pouted.

"Hey! That stuff is addicting you know!" Carolyn defended and crossed her arms. "And I wasn't drinking any that day except for one or two cups! I really saw dynamite and bombs and gadgets!"

"Is this true?" Vivian turned to Skipper and he nodded.

"We're an elite force unit Miss," Skipper stated and Vivian nodded.

"Guess I'll have to take your word on that," Vivian rubbed her temple and sighed.

"See, told ya that I wasn't crazy," Carolyn grinned and Vivian smacked her once more with the newspaper. "Ow!"

'Shut up Carolyn," Vivian bluntly ordered and Carolyn was silent.

"Okay then, I guess you guys will be useful after all…" Vivian leaned back and looked at the boys.