Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil or any of its characters and stuff, Capcom does, so there =P And i dont own the song I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass either, Blink 182 do, so good for them=P
I based this on the Blink 182 song "I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass". If you havent heard it, then download it from somewhere, cos its one hella funny song. I dont know why I did this, just felt like it. Completely retarded arnt I? ^_^ Anyways, please R&R. Enjoy!
*Leon and Sherry walk into the song recording booth, Leon with his bass guitar in hand and Sherry with some ear plugs in her ears, as Leon puts in a $2 for the recording*
Leon: Heh, Claires gonna get one helluva kick outta this
Sherry: More like your gonna get one helluva kick in your balls
*Leon ignores Sherry and clears his throat, then presses the start button and strums a tune on his guitar*
"I Wanna Fuck Claire In The Ass", by Leon S Kennedy, feat. Sherry Birkin
Leon: I, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: He wants to fuck Claire in the ass,
Leon: I wanna fuck Claire.
Sherry: He aint lying kids
Leon: I, tryed to fuck Ada in the ass,
Leon: Tryed to fuck Sherrys mom in the ass...
Sherry: YOU WHAT!?!
Leon: Errrrr, could only find Claire,
Leon: And her ass.
Leon and Sherry: Weeeeeee, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: Wait a minute, i dont wanna fu...
Leon: Shutup, yes you do
Leon and Sherry: We wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: I dont!
Leon: Shutup!
Leon and Sherry(reluctantly): We wanna fuck Claire.
Leon: I, tryed fuck a fuckin zombie in the ass,
*A zombie shuffles into the booth*
Zombie: Urrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sherry: What the!?!
*Leon pulls out a Magnum and blows the zombies head off then continues playing*
Leon: Tryed to fuck a fuckin zombie,
Leon: But i found Claire.
Sherry: Hey, that was no zombie Leon, that was my dad!
*Pause*
Leon: *gulp* No wonder he was so tight and slimy around me!
*Continues playing*
Leon(in sync with Sherry): Weeeeeee, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry(in sync with Leon): Heeeeeee, wants to fuck Claire in the ass,
Leon(in sync with Sherry): We wanna fuck Claire in the ass.
Sherry(in sync with Leon): He wants to fuck Claire in the ass.
*Pause*
Sherry: Man this song is so retarded
Leon: Hey, it took me 2 months to think of this song!
Sherry: Even though its a rip off of a song already made?
*Continues playing*
Leon and Sherry: Wanna fuck her, fuckin Claire.
*Pause*
Sherry: Claires gonna kick your ass when she hears this ya know...
Leon: Do you wanna get a raise in your allowance?
Sherry: Yeah!
Leon: Then shut the hell up!
Sherry: God, ok...
*Continues playing, but stops*
Leon: Fuck, cant remember what else i was gonna say...
Sherry: How about you wanna fuck Claire in the ass? Duh...
*Leon presses the stop button and collects the tape from the booth then he and Sherry walk home*
EPILOGUE:
Claire: Got pissed and kicked Leons ass after hearing the song and then had an affair with Barry.
Leon: Played his song to Claire later that night and got beaten into a coma and is currently in hospital on a life support machine
Sherry: Got sold on the black market and is still waiting for a raise in her allowance
Zombie: Fuck knows. Probably lookin for its head
THE END! =OD
Man, that was seriously screwed up...
*Rams head into keyboard*
Well hope you enjoyed it anyway. Remember to review this and gimme your opinions! ^_^*
I based this on the Blink 182 song "I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass". If you havent heard it, then download it from somewhere, cos its one hella funny song. I dont know why I did this, just felt like it. Completely retarded arnt I? ^_^ Anyways, please R&R. Enjoy!
*Leon and Sherry walk into the song recording booth, Leon with his bass guitar in hand and Sherry with some ear plugs in her ears, as Leon puts in a $2 for the recording*
Leon: Heh, Claires gonna get one helluva kick outta this
Sherry: More like your gonna get one helluva kick in your balls
*Leon ignores Sherry and clears his throat, then presses the start button and strums a tune on his guitar*
Leon: I, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: He wants to fuck Claire in the ass,
Leon: I wanna fuck Claire.
Sherry: He aint lying kids
Leon: I, tryed to fuck Ada in the ass,
Leon: Tryed to fuck Sherrys mom in the ass...
Sherry: YOU WHAT!?!
Leon: Errrrr, could only find Claire,
Leon: And her ass.
Leon and Sherry: Weeeeeee, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: Wait a minute, i dont wanna fu...
Leon: Shutup, yes you do
Leon and Sherry: We wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry: I dont!
Leon: Shutup!
Leon and Sherry(reluctantly): We wanna fuck Claire.
Leon: I, tryed fuck a fuckin zombie in the ass,
*A zombie shuffles into the booth*
Zombie: Urrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sherry: What the!?!
*Leon pulls out a Magnum and blows the zombies head off then continues playing*
Leon: Tryed to fuck a fuckin zombie,
Leon: But i found Claire.
Sherry: Hey, that was no zombie Leon, that was my dad!
*Pause*
Leon: *gulp* No wonder he was so tight and slimy around me!
*Continues playing*
Leon(in sync with Sherry): Weeeeeee, wanna fuck Claire in the ass,
Sherry(in sync with Leon): Heeeeeee, wants to fuck Claire in the ass,
Leon(in sync with Sherry): We wanna fuck Claire in the ass.
Sherry(in sync with Leon): He wants to fuck Claire in the ass.
*Pause*
Sherry: Man this song is so retarded
Leon: Hey, it took me 2 months to think of this song!
Sherry: Even though its a rip off of a song already made?
*Continues playing*
Leon and Sherry: Wanna fuck her, fuckin Claire.
*Pause*
Sherry: Claires gonna kick your ass when she hears this ya know...
Leon: Do you wanna get a raise in your allowance?
Sherry: Yeah!
Leon: Then shut the hell up!
Sherry: God, ok...
*Continues playing, but stops*
Leon: Fuck, cant remember what else i was gonna say...
Sherry: How about you wanna fuck Claire in the ass? Duh...
*Leon presses the stop button and collects the tape from the booth then he and Sherry walk home*
EPILOGUE:
Claire: Got pissed and kicked Leons ass after hearing the song and then had an affair with Barry.
Leon: Played his song to Claire later that night and got beaten into a coma and is currently in hospital on a life support machine
Sherry: Got sold on the black market and is still waiting for a raise in her allowance
Zombie: Fuck knows. Probably lookin for its head
THE END! =OD
Man, that was seriously screwed up...
*Rams head into keyboard*
Well hope you enjoyed it anyway. Remember to review this and gimme your opinions! ^_^*