Chapter 1

(Okay, disclaimer time. These are all the ones I plan on using. You don't have to know them all, most of them are just around for a few chapters and then are never seen or heard of again. Disclaimer: I don't own Ga'Hoole, Star Wars, Warriors, The Muppets, Shrek, Harry Potter, Kung Fu Panda, Wreck-it-Ralph, Monsters Inc, Phinease and Ferb, or any form of Scooby Doo. Anywho, review.)

The Band sat in the empty dining hollow. It was empty mainly because it was the nowhere near any meal time. Soren sort of wished it was, he and the other members of the Band were horribly bored. After the books had ended, nothing really interesting happened in their world, hence why the books stopped coming. "So, any idea what we should do?" Soren asked.

"We could go pick a fight with the Pure Ones." Twilight offered. Any time the events of the books weren't happening, the major villains would annoyingly come back to life.

Digger shook his head. "They'll know what we're doing. They won't fight us so we'll be tortured with boredom. Plus they always lose."

"Major hero immunity right here." Soren pointed to himself.

Twilight groaned. "Fine. What do you suggested we do Digger?"

Digger looked thoughtful. "We could go to the 'real' world." He suggested.

"Okay, so you got me." Twilight said.

"We could go on a road trip." Gylfie suggested. "I've always wanted to go to California." They always appeared somewhere on the East coast of the U.S.A. No one really knew why, but it was how the strange ruled of world jumping worked.

"That's not going to work. We can't drive cars." Digger pointed out.

"I don't think we even have cars in this reality." Soren added.

"No. . ." Twilight agreed, looking thoughtful. "But we do have phones!" He leapt up, ran to the edge of the hollow, and flew out.

The other three looked at each other. Soren gave a baffled shrug and flew out of after their friend, Digger and Gylfie right behind him.

Twilight gave them a long flight, after all, the only phone they had was at the edge of their world, in the Desert of Kuneer. He also wouldn't bother explaining why they were going to the phone, despite all the other three asking him.

Eventually they reached the edge of Kuneer, where their world just seemed to disappear. "We're here." Digger panted, still technically being the weakest flier of them. "Thank Glaux." He landed. Soren and Gylfie dropped down next to him.

Twilight however, stayed in the air. The phone in the Ga'Hoole world was a lot like a payphone, except you didn't have to feed it quarters, so it was just located in the middle of a box. Twilight shoved the door aside and grabbed the phone in his talon. He hovered as he dialed. Soren watched him, but didn't recognize the number.

After a few rings Twilight started talking. The owls, having great hearing, knew he'd gotten the answering machine. "Hi! It's Twilight here, and I just flew to the end of the earth, literally, to get to this phone. So if-"

At that moment, someone actually picked up the phone. Soren could hear his muffled voice on the other end of the line.

"Han hi!" Twilight greeted. "The usual, annoying the Pure Ones, flying around to various parts of the world for various reasons, being bored." There was another pause.

The other three looked at each other again. "Twilight knows Han? As in, Han Solo from Star Wars?" Gylfie whispered.

Soren shrugged. "Apparently."

Twilight carried on with his conversation. "See, we've got this plan to travel across the U.S.A. The problem is, none of us can drive, we're kind too short to reach the pedal and the steering wheel at the same time. . ." Twilight sighed. "I'll pay you." His face brightened. "Okay, great! See you then."

He hung up the phone and then flew back out of the phone booth. "Han's coming to pick us up tomorrow." Gylfie opened her mouth. Before she could say anything Twilight continued, "And yes I know him. I met him one time, when I was trying to drive a space ship. We get along better on the phone though."

'I can't imagine why.' Gylfie mouthed to Soren.

"Tomorrow." Digger repeated. "That doesn't leave much time to get back and pack." Digger was right of course. Even as owls they'd have some belongings they'd want to take.

"And I have to put a different king in charge while I'm gone." Soren added. There were an awful lot of kings at the Ga'Hoole tree, but Soren was in charge most of the time. Borron thought Soren deserved it, and Coryn and Hoole had a lot of humility, so both refused to rule.

"Well then, we better get moving." And with that, Twilight was off again.

Soren idly wondered how Twilight always had so much energy as he followed him. By the time they got back to the tree, Soren's wondering had gotten a lot more than idle.