This is another thing that I wrote during English class for a free-write. Please read and review! I don't own Kuroshitsuji, or Spongebob!
Alois ran through the fields having the time of his life. His best friend, Ciel, watched his stupidity as he sang:
"F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere at any time at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!"
Ciel stared at him; almost not able to comprehend the situation. He looked at Alois, who continued to frolic through some flowers, and said, "If you keep singing that song, I swear I'm going to some over there an make sure you can never sing again. And no more Spongebob! EVER!"
"But Ciel!" Alois yelled, "Spongebob is supposed to be educational!"
Ciel rolled his eyes, "And see where that's gotten you? You're losing brain cells by the second. Not to mention the brain cells you're making me lose…"
Alois ran over to where Ciel was sitting. "Ohhhhh, someone needs a lesson in F.U.N.!" He said with a big grin.
Ciel looked at Alois and started to say, "No, I don't-", but Alois wasn't taking no for an answer. The crazy, blonde kid took the agitated gray-haired kid by the hair and smashed his face into the ground while he yelled:
"TASTE THE RAINBOOOOW!" As he yelled, he swiped Ciel's face across the dirt and grass.
After Ciel recovered and stood back up, he pulled out a shot gun and blew Alois' hand into little bits. Crying out, Alois let Ciel go, but Alois was actually a ghost so his hand grew back.
Ciel stared at his friend's hand in bewilderment. "Since when was that possible?"
Alois grinned, "Guess what Ciel? I'm dead!" Ciel, still in pain and dizzy from 'tasting the rainbow', proceeded to pass out cold.
"Ciel?" Alois poked the boy on the ground and thought 'Hee hee, he passed out! That means I can draw on his face with a marker, not to mention other things.' An evil grin showed up on his face and he dragged his 'best friend' to his house.
Seven hours later, Ciel woke up in a bathtub with a mustache, weird eyebrows, and other odd things drawn on his face. He glared at his reflection and punched the window.
" AALLLOOOIIIISSS!" he cried into oblivion as Alois' cackle rang throughout the house.
I know it's really random and stupid, but a friend and I had a bunch of fun (not to mention lots of giggles) while writing it.