House sat on his couch, touching his weenie to the thought of monster trucks. "OH, o hh, OHHHH, those TIRES. Th-those ENGINES REVVING" he moaned obnoxiously. "O HHH REVVVV RRRRR RR RRRAHA HHHH" he imitated the sounds of his favorite monster trucks. Touching his weenie vigorously, House spewed white stuff ALL OVER his couch and then fell asleep. It was House and Wilson's day off. Just those two. The rest of the hospital kept on a-workin'. Wilson was with his mole friends, watching an Anime called "Boku no Pico." Wilson wasn't sure why his mole friends liked it so much. In fact, he found it quite disturbing.
He knew the name and what the contents would have, since it was Chase's favourite anime as well. Basically, anything that had little kids touching their weenies in it, Chase adored hugely.
Wilson decided to fly over to House's apartment. He walked up the stairs and crawled out of his little hatch next to the hospital. He flicked a switch in his highly functioning robotic brain. The switch activated HIS ROCKET POWERED SNEAKERS. Wilson FLEW ALL THE WAY TO HOUSE'S APARTMENT. HE BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WITH GREAT EXCITEMENT. "HOUSE. I MUST SPEAK TO YOU." his deep, robotic voice boomed throughout the building. The elderly couple on the fifth floor both fell out of their window. Wilson sped out the front door and caught them both with great ease. The elderly people were still shocked to death, however. Wilson dropped the bodies and returned his attention to the mentally disturbed doctor that was his best friend. House stood there, pulling up his pants. "What is it, Wilson? You know very well I like to touch myself to monster trucks when I have the day off." he grunted. Wilson's eyes lit up with excitement, accompanied by a reddish tint.
"YES, HOUSE, I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU ONE SIMPLE QUESTION." he booms. A few seconds go by.
"...Yeah? What is it?" House stares at the mechanical man in his front door. Wilson readies the speakers in his neck area. He selects the perfect .mp3 file.
Suddenly. Throughout the entire fuckign CITY, you hear it. The Song of the Century.
"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
House fell over at the sudden sound wave. He was actually surprised it didn't tear down the building. Or damage his hearing.
"House. What does the fox say?"
"WILSON, I told you to stop hanging around those weeaboos. They aren't Mole People. They're real people who use you as a free ride to watch gay anime children touch each other's weenies."
"But… what does it say?"
"YIFF. THE FOX SAYS YIFF. WHEN FOXES MATE THEY SAY YIFF." House said with a furry in his eyes.
Wilson then proceeds to walk into the streets screaming "Yiff!" at everyone he sees.
The. ENd.