Hello people I'm Isabel. This would be my first story review. I LOVE Constructive criticism like a fat kid loves cake. Like a zebra loves his stripes, like short english dudes with bad haircuts love berries and cream. So please R&R and be BRUTAL . And could someone please tell me how to get a beta ? And what the hell that is ? I'm trying to get to 101 Oneshots. Maybe it will happen, maybe not. Open to requests. Oh, its AU ! And remember that its Fiction, bella !

I know it's rated M, but not every story is going to be rated M.

101 One Shots

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Shopping With Elliot Stabler

Summary : Olivia goes shopping with her boyfriend.

Pairing : E/O

Feedback : YES !

Disclaimer : No. They ain't.

Rating : M (Smutty)

Olivia sat in her and Elliot's quiet apartment, looking around at its dull surroundings. It seemed so empty and mundane. She sighed heavily and stretching her body across the couch. She had been feeling so down lately that she needed something to get her her spirits up. Sure she had Elliot. But maybe having a brighter surrounding would help her.

She had been up for two hours watching a Maury marathon. Offbeat questions started to run through her head. Why do they always deny the baby ? Why do they always run backstage ? When is Scrubs coming on ? Her thoughts being interrupted by Elliot.

"Hey baby" he said kissing her and sitting next to her feet. He placed them in her lap and rubbed them gently. She smiled at him and blew him a kiss.

"El, how would you feel if we maybe decorated the house a little bit" she said biting her lower lip nervously. He smiled at her and pulled her into his lap."You can if you want to, leave me out of it" he said placing his hands on her hips.

"Great !" she replied happily throwing her arms around his neck. She kissed him and laid her head on his chest. He looked at the tv and smiled "Maury, hon?" she smiled at him and got up from his lap. He watched her walk away slowly, teasing him purposely. Her tight shorts barely covered her ass. He got up from the couch and snaked his arms around her rubbing himself against her. He smirked and kissed her neck.

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Olivia awoke quietly smiling at Elliot's naked body next to hers. She rolled out of bed and headed to the bathroom. She hopped in the shower, preparing herself for the busy day in front of her. She padded over to the mirror taking her blue toothbrush out of the medicine cabinet. She heard a small creak in the wooden floors in her bedroom. "El ?" she asked.No response.

She went about her business brushing her teeth. She turned around hearing the floors creak slowly again. "Elliot ?!" she shouted growing irritated."Baby, it doesn't help to search for me when I'm trying to pounce on you" Elliot smiled appearing beside her bed making her jump.

"We gotta go, Elliot, have you taken a shower yet, you smell like man" she said sniffing out a familiar scent."It's axe isn't it" she said watching him nod."Bom Chicka Wah Wah" she said laughing kissing his mouth softly.

"You can pounce on me now" she purred crawling into the bed, clad in bra and panties.He dared his self to resist her body calling him, her ass in the air on her hands and knees. He rolled her onto her back kissing her neck, making his way down her body. He smirked watching a scarlet hickey form on her neck. "You're mine now" he said kissing it gently. She bit her bottom lip as he ran his hands across her hot pink bra. He kissed both of her breasts taking her nipple into his mouth. She whimpered

She moaned softly as he kissed her belly button. She had gotten it pierced last week, due to Casey's pressuring ways and demanding attitude. "Sexy" he smirked, lowering his face so that he was in between her legs. He kissed her through her panties then moved them aside kissing her center then rubbing it softly. She whimpered arching her back.

He slid a finger inside of her tight entrancte and she moaned loudly. He smiled and winked at her. He slid in another finger watching her squirm in pain and pleasure. He went at a steady pace. She adjusted herself so that her moans weren't loud enough to annoy or arouse the neighbors. Elliot became bored with this pace and placed another finger inside of her soaked center. She cried out as he sped up thrusting harder and deeper.

She screamed as she came closer to her climax. "Oh..oh ELLIOT...Fuck !" she continued yelling out obscenities as he fucked her with his fingers. As soon as she was on the rim of her climax Elliots cell phone rang.

"Fuck !" Elliot sweared, not taking his fingers out of her moving at the same pace. Olivia reached over to his cell phone trying to get it, he slapped her hand away and watched her come around his hand. He licked his fingers and picked up his phone sitting at the edge of the bed.

He smirked at her as she sat there post orgasm, her head in the clouds. "You okay, baby" he said watching her squirm around in bed. She didn't even respond, just kinda laid there. Finally she got up, and changed into a black tank top and some shorts. She kissed him softly and straddled his lap.

"Ready to go" he said wrapping his arms around her. She nodded leaning against his chest.

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"How about this rug for the living room" Olivia said looking at a light brown area rug. She smiled at him as he looked it up and down, then slowly but surely giving it a thumbs up. She smiled unsurely and said "Okay, so this one for sure" she asked.

"I guess so" he said sitting on a suede couch next to the rug. "So no turning back on it, right ?" she questioned him, bendind over admiring the quality of the rug. "Yeah, Liv" Elliot said. "How much is it ?" he said getting up from the couch." 300 bucks" she said grinning, knowing she just played him. And played him well.

"Damn you, brain ninja" he said giving her his credit card. She took it and kissed him.

"Elliot look at this" Olivia said pointing to a mini waterfall. She wanted it. She needed it. Damn her for giving Elliot back his credit card. 120 dollars... for a miniature waterfall.

"No" he said, folding his arms over his chest.

"Baby please" she pleaded with him taking his hands in hers and swinging them playfully."Please" she said pouting, trying to sound as pitiful as she possibly could. Which was amazing because , well she was Olivia Benson. She never showed anyone her vulnerable side. But there was something about Elliot that brought out her vulnerable side.

He made her feel submissive. "No" he growled. She looked around, no one seemed to be there. She didn't think it would have to come to this. She kneeled in front of him and smiled sneakily. He knew he'd never go for it. He didn't even like public displays of affectionate that much. He probably didn't go for public displays of submission either.

"Okay, okay, get up" Elliot said helping her up, "Don't ever try that again" he said sternly.

"Sorry, papi" she winked at him. She loved getting him riled up. It gave her a thrill.

She once again took his credit card and smiled making her way towards the cash register again.

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"I love you" Olivia said on the ride back to their house. Elliot smiled as the car came to a stop at the red light.He leaned over to her and kissed her cheek. She kissed him back, but with a special lust and hunger. His hands roamed around her body as he slid his tongue into her mouth.The cars began to honk at them as they left reality. GET A ROOM ! YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC ! MOVE ! FINALLY ! "I love you, too" he said, the cars becoming less frustrated as he finally moved his car.

As they began to move, Elliot noticed a long train blocked their way.

"How lucky are we ?" Olivia said, smiling.

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"I love it, thank you for today for being my shopping buddy" Olivia said wrapping her arms around Elliots abdomen. He kissed the top of her head and wrapped his arm around her slender frame. She looked up at him and smiled happily. She looked around the apartment. She had never had a color scheme in her apartment. She finally felt like she was at home. In a home. Not just a place where she frequently slept and had sex with her boyfriend.

She kissed him and smiled, making her way to their bedroom.

Elliot kissed her passionately, and she kissed him back sliding her hand down his chest to his growing erection. She got down on her knees and unzipped his pants. She kissed the tip of his thick cock and took him into her mouth. She sucked it slowly every once in a while swirling her tongue around his tip. "Fuck, Olivia" Elliot shouted as he pulled her hair. She sped up her pace tightening her mouth around him. He began to come slowly into her mouth. She swallowed it and got up and kissed him. He could taste himself on her sweet lips.

"No more foreplay" she said panting. He slid her shorts and underwear off and took her hands in his.

"Course not" he said leading her over to the bed. She straddled him and guided his hard cock into her hot entrance. She rocked over him slowly, moaning out in pure ecstasy. Elliot placed his hands on her hip and met with her thrusts. He pushed himself deeper and harder into her tight cunt. She began to come hard as he never stopped thrusting into her. He came with her groaning loudly as he stopped thrusting, but never took himself out of her. Olivia's cell phone rang and she leaned over to get it. She smiled at him as he took himself out of her and wrapped his arms around her waist."Love you" he said kissing her neck.

"Hello" Olivia panted into the phone.

"Hi, Liv, It's Casey you will never believe what happened to me today" she said.

"What Case" Olivia said laying her head on Elliots chest and touching his chest softly. She mouthed to him "Love you too, papi" then winking naughtily. He grinned and stroked her hair gently.

"Well, I'll be at your house in 20 minutes to drop over those files you wanted, but I would've been there sooner if I hadn't got held up by two lovebirds making out then a friggin 40 piece train" she complained sighing in exasperation.

Olivia and Elliot chuckled softly and threw the phone somewhere on the bed. Elliot kissed her and climbed on top of her.

"Olivia !" came a muffled sound.

He pulled her tank top over her head and kissed her breasts.

"Hellooo" Casey called.

He opened her legs slowly burying himself inside of her again. She began to moan uncontrollably.

"Olivia, eww, what the hell ?!" Casey said finally hanging her phone up.

Of course Olivia didn't hear her. She was too busy fucking her shopping buddy.

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