Captain Kirk and Mister Spot, his best friend, were on the planet Tattooine
collecting gross-outs and total barf-ups. Mister Spot did the Vulcan Mind
Trick to find all the barf-ups.
"Here they are!" say Mister Spot, who is regarded as most intelligent man to deal with.
Captain Kirk was very happy now, and he getting crazy. He wants more.
"I want to catch a silver yoda for my cruel menagerie!" scream Captain Kirk.
"Ok," say Spot, "but we have to travel by warp speed to the planet Degoba to get yodas, because that is where they grow."
So Spot and Kirk got back into the Surprise and start yelling at their slave, Mister Zulu, to start getting the warp speed going. The fat guy, Scotty, breaks something and then fixes it and says something funny and everyone pokes around at him.
"Come on!" scream Kirk, "I want those yodas!"
So the Surprise goes fast now, very faster than warp speed, and Zulu feels asleep! Now that's bad because now the Surprise is going haywire! Meanwhile, Khan comes on the loudspeaker and talks to Kirk.
"Captain Kirk! This is Khan!"
"Oh no!" scream Captain Kirk, "It is my evil twin, Khan! What happen!"
"You have no chance to survive, Kirk! Make your time! Ha ha ha ha." Khan's voice fades out now.
Pretty soon, Khan beams down to Degoba, and so does Spot and Kirk. Now they see each other, and begin fighting! War is beginning! Spot does Vulcan jump kicks at Khan's men and pops their heads off!
"I am the ultimate fighter!" scream Spot.
Now Kirk pulls out his light saber and swings at Khan, but he is blocked by Khan's light saber! Thus begins the longest and most awesome light saber duel in any of the Star Wars movies, and it has so many flips and jump kicks and roundhouse kicks that you wouldn't even believe it! Spot pulls out an Uzi and shoots bullets at Khan!
"Eat crisp, Khan!"
"Oh no!" scream Khan, "The bullets that are coming out of that Uzi are tearing my body apart! I have no chance to survive!" Khan's body pops open and the blood is everywhere!
"Spot!" scream Kirk, "You are a murderer!"
Kirk attacks Spot with the light saber, but Spot shoots Uzi bullets into his head and ruins his brain!
"No!" scream Kirk.
After this, Spot blows his yoda whistle and the yodas come out and eat Kirk and Khan. Then Spot gathers up all the golden yodas and the silver yodas and takes them back to Earth, where he sells them for a million dollars. With the money, he buys the Surprise from the Rebble Alliance and crashes it into the floor.
"Here they are!" say Mister Spot, who is regarded as most intelligent man to deal with.
Captain Kirk was very happy now, and he getting crazy. He wants more.
"I want to catch a silver yoda for my cruel menagerie!" scream Captain Kirk.
"Ok," say Spot, "but we have to travel by warp speed to the planet Degoba to get yodas, because that is where they grow."
So Spot and Kirk got back into the Surprise and start yelling at their slave, Mister Zulu, to start getting the warp speed going. The fat guy, Scotty, breaks something and then fixes it and says something funny and everyone pokes around at him.
"Come on!" scream Kirk, "I want those yodas!"
So the Surprise goes fast now, very faster than warp speed, and Zulu feels asleep! Now that's bad because now the Surprise is going haywire! Meanwhile, Khan comes on the loudspeaker and talks to Kirk.
"Captain Kirk! This is Khan!"
"Oh no!" scream Captain Kirk, "It is my evil twin, Khan! What happen!"
"You have no chance to survive, Kirk! Make your time! Ha ha ha ha." Khan's voice fades out now.
Pretty soon, Khan beams down to Degoba, and so does Spot and Kirk. Now they see each other, and begin fighting! War is beginning! Spot does Vulcan jump kicks at Khan's men and pops their heads off!
"I am the ultimate fighter!" scream Spot.
Now Kirk pulls out his light saber and swings at Khan, but he is blocked by Khan's light saber! Thus begins the longest and most awesome light saber duel in any of the Star Wars movies, and it has so many flips and jump kicks and roundhouse kicks that you wouldn't even believe it! Spot pulls out an Uzi and shoots bullets at Khan!
"Eat crisp, Khan!"
"Oh no!" scream Khan, "The bullets that are coming out of that Uzi are tearing my body apart! I have no chance to survive!" Khan's body pops open and the blood is everywhere!
"Spot!" scream Kirk, "You are a murderer!"
Kirk attacks Spot with the light saber, but Spot shoots Uzi bullets into his head and ruins his brain!
"No!" scream Kirk.
After this, Spot blows his yoda whistle and the yodas come out and eat Kirk and Khan. Then Spot gathers up all the golden yodas and the silver yodas and takes them back to Earth, where he sells them for a million dollars. With the money, he buys the Surprise from the Rebble Alliance and crashes it into the floor.