"Hello?" Robin started, walking into Lucina's tent, then zipping it up again. "Yes Robin?" She asked with a twinkle in her eyes. "Tomorrow, we'll have to go up against Grima... And... I've decided to give my life." He admitted. Lucina was shocked. "What?!" She gasped in horror.
"That's why, I've come here. I wanted to do something special with you..." He admitted, turning red. "Really? What's that?" She asked, sounding oblivious to what he means.
Robin pinned Lucina down and started breathing heavily near her ear. Then he whispered loudly into it. "There's no time for a ceremony, I'll fuck you right here, right now and you'll produce a wonderful child whom you'll call Morgan, regardless of gender..." He murmured with a creepy tone to it.
Lucina gave him a scared look. "We don't even have a rank A... And didn't you-" She was cut off. Robin lifted up his body so he was on his knees, he had a sinister look in his eyes. "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHING WOMAN!" He shouted.
Lucina was then nervously taking off her clothing, while Robin took his pants off.
Then the zipper for the tent was heard, unzipping itself. Both Robin and Lucina froze and slowly turned their heads to the entrance of the tent.
It was Lissa.
"Robin dear, may I ask what you're doing to our Niece?" She asked, looking innocent.
"I... Uh..." Robin started, slowly pulling his pants back up.
Then Chrom ran in.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE ROBIN! THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, ISN'T MY SISTER ENOUGH!?" He yelled angrily at him, tackling Robin to the floor and started to punch him in the face.
Lucina, shaking with fear, started to put her clothes back on. Lissa helped her stand up. "Aunt Lissa, aren't you mad at Robin?" Lucina asked. "Oh no, not at all. Mainly because I saw him trying to fuck a tree because it had a hole. He also called it my name... I guess he just really wants to get Owain into this world... But-" Lissa giggled as she was cut off.
"Did someone call my name?" Owain asked, casually walking into the tent. "Oh yes, I did." Lissa answered. "I was just talking about how your father is acting all... In heat or something. And I was just thinking it's because he wants to make you or something." She further elaborated.
"MOTHER!" Owian yelled in disgust and embarrassment.
And yes, Robin and Chrom were still fighting.
"What? Well, I'll tell you two a secret later." She winked at both of the future children. "Now lets leave this tent and leave your fathers to fight shall we?" She giggled again. Both Owain and Lucina followed her out of the tent.
"IF YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON EM I'LL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF!" Chrom yelled. "NOT IF I CHOP YOURS OFF FIRST!" Robin retaliated.