My minamata fanfic :)

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It was a beautiful autumn day at the pirate soccer school. Matatagi was jogging around the track field for track practice. He has been doing this for about 20 hours now someone please get him some water. Suddenly Minaho Kazuto flys in while in his soul form and transforms back into a human mid-flight. He falls and breaks his nose.

"What the frick!" Matatagi yells while still running.

"Oh iiyo matatagi-kun" Minaho Kazuto replied. he fixed his nose into plae and hot glued it to keep it tpgether.

"Oh well ok then, bye" matatagi ran off at the speed of light back to the water planet in space.

"WAIT mATATAGI KUN!" mInaho kazuto yelled, flying after him.

"WHAT!"

"BABY COME BACK!"
gosh darn it, he thought. he ran back and brokethrough the atmosphere and landed right on minahos stomahc. hes dead.

nah jk minaho just got a bruise. He stood up and kneeled down on one knee.

"Baby, will you...

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...play mario kart with me?"

"omg YES" matatagi replied. they raided shindou richies house and played one of those horrid tony hawk games on his stolen xbox.

suddenl tenma barged in.

"hey GUYS LETS PLAY SOCCER ITS CRYING OUT TO US"
"sure" minaho agreed. matatagi nodded. he wanted to keep playing shit xbox games but he would have no one to play it with. but if he went, he would have to deal with tenma. darn.

so they went to raimon's soccer field, bc thats the only setting ever since raimon is oh so important. so important even kidou ditched teikoku for it apparently (you didnt hear that from me though).

they played for liek 10 minutes then everything froze. Matatagi looked around, wondering what happened.

"You," a voice yelled. "Duel with me so I can steal your soul."

Suddeny a guy with weird hair appeared. eHIs hair was so weird it even beat inazuma expectations. Must be a yugioh character, he thought.

He brought out his soul and owned the guy who wnated to duel him. Suddenl time unfroze.

"Matatagi!" Tenma yelled. "How did you egt all the way over there?"
"by soccer" he replied. tenma smiled and forgot it. he passed the ball back to matatagi, but it broke in there was a wedding ring and a small box. matatagi opened the box and there was a bikini set with a carot design.

"Disgusting"

"baby pelase"
"fine"

they went to the beach. matatagi had to wear a carrot patterned bikini while minaho straight wore a carrot suit. it was a horrible time.

when they got back to minahos house (his invite) they changed and minaho was liek "i love you bruh no bromo"
"wow thats gay matatag said. he hugged him and then they shared a tender kiss. they fell asleep.

next day they were both bald.

to be continued~