AN: Hi Guys! This is my first time submitting any work to Fanfiction! To make things easier to understand I'll copy the character list relevant to this story and explanation from my Bio. It explains a lot of the AU I write. If you're interested or new characters come in, my Bio explains more.

This story is probably be a bunch of one-shots around the 316th Battalion, as explained below. Lots of humor.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars. Never have, never will. It would be cool though.

Basics:

1. I make weird and crazy changes to the Star Wars universe. That's why it's mostly AU following the plot of the Clone Wars.

2. The Jedi Order allows attachments and families.

3. Sahira is made Queen at 14, forced to marry at 16. Basically she's the figurehead of the Republic. (Instead of Palpatine) Just to clear things up.

4. Cassadie was kidnapped and raised by bounty hunters. She forsook them after they betrayed her. Worked as an Undercover Underworld Informant for the Republic until she's discovered to be Sahira's sister. Later added to the Jedi Order

-Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker- COUSIN to Anakin Skywalker. Married to Sahira Skywalker for 19 years. Age 36.

-Jedi Knight Sahira Lai (Sar) Skywalker, Queen of the Republic- Married to Luke Skywalker. Age 35. Born with a rare disease that doesn't allow her offspring to inherit Force Sensitvity, Mother of 7 children.

-Jedi Knight Cassadie Claire Sar- Twin sister of Sahira Skywalker. Age 35.

-Padawan Zana Zaraji- Padawan to Luke Skywalker. Light pink skinned Twi'lek.

-The 78th Battalion- Luke Skywalker's Battalion. Captain Drak is commanding Clone Officer.

-The 316th Battalion- Sahira Skywalker's Battalion. Captain Gregor (Yes, from the show. He never goes missing in my world) is commanding Clone Officer

-Janie Olves- Sahira's friend and medic. Serves with the 316th medics and as Sahira's personal physician

-Talia Secri- Cassadie's best friend and former bounty hunter. Works for Sahira for covert operations and underworld contacts.

Aboard Sahira Skywalker's flagship, The Deliverance, stood row upon row of troops. Perfectly at attention waiting for their Jedi General to make her first appearance. Captain Gregor stood in front of all the men, waiting to be the first to address the General and show her the troops.

It was a month after the First Battle of Geonosis. Things were escalating fast and the 316th Battalion was deployed to serve under Sahira Skywalker, Jedi Knight and Queen of the Republic. And after losing popularity and authority in the Senate due to her anti-war sentiments, Sahira was forced to sign the declaration of war. And seeing as her voice was practically lost in the Senate she left her cabinet to deal with chaos and did the next best thing. If she couldn't fight the war in politics because people disregarded her authority, then she would fight the war as a Jedi General alongside an army of Clone troopers.

The hardest thing about her decision was leaving her 7 children at home with her maids and tutors while she and her fellow Jedi Knight and husband Luke, lead troops into battle. Her youngest was less than a year old and most of her children were under the age of 13. She knew long distance parenting would be difficult but she felt lead to take up the sword and do her part in the war.

And now she stood before the door that once opened, would present her before her troops, the soldiers of the 316th Battalion. And Sahira took a deep breath and opened the doors and strode confidently through.

Beneath their helmets, the clone troopers of the battalion raised their eyebrows or stared in shock. When they were told their Jedi General was no other than Sahira Skywalker, many of them expected a prim, pampered, and dainty woman, unused to the rigors of war, and playing hero while being the poster girl for people to salute and revere. They certain were not expecting a fairly young women, with her long brown hair pulled sensibility back into a braid and coiled around her head, in a uniform which allowed for plenty of movement and comfort while still being modest. Her eyes were gentle yet firm as they roamed casually yet knowledgeably over her new command, her lips set in a gentle line. Overall she was the picture of experience and command while being open and gentle.

During the troop inspection she posture was relaxed yet still commanding and her face only got stern, her lips and eyebrows pulling down, and eye darkening, when Captain Gregor tried to introduce himself and the first of the troops by their numbers. She refused to have her troops introduced as numbers. Her only comment with the soldiers was when they didn't have a name to be called by, and her lips would turn up slightly, her eyes would go soft, and she would merely reply with "Then I will call you Ad'ika until you have one. It means young one." After the inspection Sahira climbed up on a platform and smiled.

"Well boys, now that I've gotten to go through your ranks, it is only fair for you to know who you're going to be serving with and what's expected of you. My name as you probably already know is Sahira Skywalker, Jedi Knight and Queen of the Republic. But you don't have to worry about the queen part. I do not like being called "Your Highness"; "Ma'am", "General" or "General Sahira" will do just as well.

"What you can expect from me is this: I refuse to call you by a degrading number. I care about you as the men you are and will be treated as such. If you do not have a name I will call you either Ad'ika or Vod'ika. They mean young one or little Brother.

"Sometimes I will speak to you in short phrases or words in Mando'a. My Aunt was half Mandalorian and taught me the language. Don't be afraid to ask me for a translation.

"I expect you to come to me if there are any issues or if I don't understand something and you need to explain. I want feedback and to be corrected if I'm doing something that could get any of you or anyone else unnecessarily hurt. I am very fair when it comes to needing advice and issues that need to be dealt with.

"I come from a family with four sisters that I basically had to raise and I'm raising 7 of my own children, so my rules will be pretty simple and easy to follow.

1. Respect. Respect me, your CO's, respect each other, respect others outside of this battalion, and respect yourselves.

2. Under no circumstances do I tolerate drunkenness. I'm good for a drink just as much as the next guy but drunkenness is something I will not stand for. This is the one thing that will inflict my wrath the fastest.

3. Always keep your armor and weapons in top shape. They are less likely to fail you in battle if you do.

4. No dangerous or stupid pranks. If it has the possibility to go wrong and hurt someone, don't do it.

5. Watch each other's backs. One of my favorite Mando'a phrases is 'Tion'ad hukaat'kama?', 'Who is watching your back?'. It is a good reminder to watch out for each other. We are stronger when we work as a team.

I look forward to working with and getting to know all of you. DISMISSED!"

And with that Sahira watched as her new troops filed out of the hanger, leaving only her and her Captain. She smiled as she saw many of the helmets tilt in her direction and felt the pleasant surprise and curiosity flowing off the troops though the Force. These would be good men to work with. Of that much she was certain.

"Come Captain. We must prepare for hyperspace."

"Ma'am Yes, Ma'am!"

AN: Please Read and Review! I appreciate all constructive criticism!