*End of game of ocirana of time*
Zelda: so Link do you want to go back in time?
Link: Aren't you going to kiss me?
Zelda: *Huge sweat drop and red cheeks* SMACK (with her hand right across the cheek) is that a good enough kiss for you?
*Zelda disappears*
Link: Wait! How do I get back!
*Link appears in Malon's room while she is undressing*
Malon: What are you doing Link!, is it because you hate my singing? Oh, wait I'm naked! GET OUT! I will talk to you after I get dressed.
*Couple minutes pass*
*Malon comes out in laungere*
Malon: well Link how do you like me now? Zelda told me you hated me, (tear drop), but that just can't be true because you had to be captivated by my wonderful singing. So come here I want to give you a piece of me.
Link: (slowly backing away)AHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
*he runs out into hyrule feild*
Running Man: Link, these are for you there from princess Zelda, the flowers smell quite nice you lucky guy.
*flowers: RING RING*
Link: Hello?*picks out the cell phone from the flowers*
Zelda: Sorry Link, but I've gone evil, and i will kiss you, but only if you marry me and turn evil.
Link: Uh no, your such a slut, you can't even get a guy to marry you, but you sleep with everyone.
Zelda: sorry Link but in already married to the Skull kid, he is great in bed to, not like you.
*Links cheeks turn red*
Zelda: So come and get me( the sky turns gray-black).....